Pretend you work at a corporate office. Also, pretend your name is Roy, assuming it isn't already. What kinds of crazy things would you force your minions to do, using your awesome corporate powers? For example...
"Hi, this is Roy from the corporate office at 7-Eleven. Our computers show that your Slurpee machine needs to be flushed immediately. Hang a mop bucket from the spout and drain each flavor."
"Hi, this is Roy from the Dominos Pizza corporate office. I need the phone numbers of the entire day's customers so that I can prank call them."
"Hi, this is Roy from the corporate office at Red Robin. Your location has won our pie promotion, so give out free pie to every customer currently in there."
"Hi, this is Roy from the Motel 6 corporate office. I need you to find a bat and break every single window in the building."