Background: I guess I banned this guy on IRC 2-3 years ago and he holds a grudge. He started coming into channel from various vhosts talking about how I loved to suck dicks, so of course I voiced him. But man, that wasn't good enough for him, so he started his packet monkey shit again and started taking my nick. Which made me extremely angry because I use that nick for the 5-10 minutes I spend paying attention to IRC every day when I remember!
So anyway, I ignored him for a few more weeks until last night when he nick collided my shell and blue screened my almost fully-patched Windows ME box. I don't know why I'm famous enough to have an IRC stalker, but with nothing better to do at work all night I figured I'd show him how the pros do it. Like a boss:
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Matthew Alan Forbes, Louisville, CO, US, 31 years old (31-year-old script kiddie living with his mom, fo' reezy)
Matthew Alan Forbes
Age: 31
Birthday: 04/05/1982
Relatives:Alan G Forbes, Jane E Forbes, Jane A Forbes, Tye Alan Forbes
Current Address:
208 Caledonia St, Louisville, CO 80027-1667
Previous Addresses:
*****, Boulder, CO 80305-6217
*****, Orlando, FL 32803-2161
*****, Saint Petersburg, FL 33703-3045
Matthew A Forbes
Home (303) 665-2027
208 Caledonia St
Louisville, CO 80027-1667
Tye Forbes
Home (303) 665-2027
208 Caledonia St
Louisville, CO 80027-1667
Detailed Property Information Report
Property Address: 208 CALEDONIA ST
City: LOUISVILLE
Parcel No: 157508208008
Owner: FORBES JANE E
Mailing Address: 16425 ELECTRA ST
City, State, Zip: BRIGHTON, CO 80603-6515
Sec-Town-Range: 08 -1S -69
Subdivision: PARKWOOD - LO
Legal Description: LOT 117 PARKWOOD
Square Feet: 9,732
Acres: .22
Assessment Information Report
Site Address: 208 CALEDONIA ST
Parcel No.: 157508208008
Tax Area: 000090
Neighborhood
NORTH CENTRAL LOUISVILLE
Deed# Date Sale Price
3002003 5/20/2009 $0.00
2977975 1/21/2009 $0.00
110903 7/26/1974 $32,000.00
Imprv#: 1 of 1
Class: SINGLE FAM RES IMPROVEMENTS
Design: SPLIT LEVEL
Built: 1974
Square Footage
Level Total
FIRST FLOOR (ABOVE GROUND) FINISHED AREA 1099
GARDEN BASEMENT FINISHED AREA 621
SUBTERRANEAN BASEMENT UNFINISHED AREA 432
ATTACHED GARAGE AREA 456
PATIO AREA 150
Rooms
Total: 6.00
Bedrooms: 4.00
Full Bath: 1.00
3/4 Bath: 2.00
Half Bath: 0
Total Account Value
Actual Assessed
Total: 319000 25392
Structure: 145000 319000
Land: 174000 13850
Mill Levy: 85.187000
Today's Date: 7/21/2013 4:11:37 AM
Account#: R0060436
Zoning Information Report
Address: 208 CALEDONIA ST
Parcel Number: 157508208008
Zoning:
Wind Loads: 116
Snow Loads: 30
Land Use Department Permits and Dockets
Floodplain Information Report
Flood Zone: X
Floodway: No
FIRM Panel Num: 08013C0582J
Elections Information Report
Precint: 2171207211
Us Congressional District: 2
State Senate District: 17
State House District: 12
County Commissioner's District: 3
Property Address: 208 CALEDONIA ST
City: LOUISVILLE
Parcel No: 157508208008
Owner: FORBES PAINTING COMPANY INC
Mailing Address: 16425 ELECTRA STREET
City, State, Zip: BRIGHTON, CO 80603-6515
Voter Information
Voter Name: MATTHEW ALAN FORBES
Residential Address: 208 CALEDONIA ST, LOUISVILLE, CO, 80027
Mailing Address:
Birth Year: 1982
Voter Id: 600730453
Registration Status: Active
Date of Registration: 11/04/2012
Permanent Mail-In: No
Party Affiliation: Unaffiliated
Precinct Number: 211
Date of Affiliation: 11/04/2012
District Information
# District Type District Name
1 CITY WARD/DISTRICT LOUISVILLE CITY WARD 1
2 CONGRESSIONAL CONGRESSIONAL 2
3 COUNTYWIDE Boulder County
4 DRAINAGE & FLOOD
CONTROL URBAN DRAINAGE AND FLOOD CONTROL DISTRICT
5 FEDERAL Federal District
6 FIRE PROTECTION
DISTRICT LOUISVILLE FIRE PROTECTION DISTRICT
7 JUDICIAL JUDICIAL 20
8 MUNICIPALITY LOUISVILLE
9 PRECINCT 2171207211
10 REGIONAL TRANSPORTATION
DISTRICT RTD DIRECTOR-DISTRICT O
11 SCHOOL DISTRICT BOULDER VALLEY RE 2 SCHOOL DISTRICT
12 STATE BOARD OF
EDUCATION STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION 2
13 STATE BOARD OF
EDUCATION - AT
LARGE STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION
14 STATE HOUSE STATE HOUSE 12
15 STATE SENATE STATE SENATE 17
16 STATEWIDE State Of Colorado
17 UNIVERSITY OF
COLORADO REGENTS UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO REGENTS 2
18 UNIVERSITY OF
COLORADO REGENTS -
AT LARGE UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO REGENTS
19 WATER CONSERVANCY NORTHERN COLORADO WATER CONSERVANCY
DISTRICT
Information on: DNVRCOCWDS0
State: CO
English Name: COTTONWOOD
Switch Type: 5ES
Host CLLI (if remote): N/A
Status: N/A
LATA: Denver CO (656)
Exchanges Served: 8
Building CLLI: DNVRCOCW (See DSL Reports information on this wirecenter)
Street Address: 9885 BASELINE RD LOUISVILLE, CO
Map:
Lat/Long: 39.99857, -105.12129
V/H Coord: 7454, 5935
Tandem: DNVRCOMA02T
SS7 Point Code: N/A
Served Exchanges: 303-604 303-661 303-664 303-665 303-666 303-673 303-926 720-890
Served Rate Centers: DENVER, CO
Served Companies: QWEST CORPORATION (9636)
Tye A Forbes 208 Caledonia St, Louisville, CO 80027 (303) 666-8492
Forbes Painting Company Inc.
16425 Electra St
Brighton, CO 80603-6515
Phone (303) 659-0300
http://www.coloradodaily.com/ci_13158889Longtime Louisville resident Alan Forbes passed away unexpectedly of
heart-related natural causes January 21, 2009 at his home in rural
Adams County. He was 59 years old.
Alan was born in Columbus GA on June 21, 1949. Living his first 10
years in the Gulfport, MS area, he then moved to Boulder County and
graduated from Nederland High School in 1967. He served with the
Marine Corps in Viet Nam. Upon returning home, he found his passion in
construction, attaining his journeyman's credentials in carpentry. In
1973 he married Jane Miller in Allenspark, CO and soon after moved to
Louisville. In 2007 they found and moved to what he enjoyed referring
to as his "Little Ranchette."
Alan was owner and operator of Forbes Painting Company. He took pride
in his work and dynamically encouraged all others on the jobsites to
put forth their best efforts as well. Talented in all trades, his true
love was carpentry, of which he was a master; there was no door that
couldn't be hung perfectly, problems he couldn't resolve, with skills
beyond compare. Landscaping followed a close second, with always room
for more trees to be planted.
Devoted to his family, a stabilizing force, caring and strong, Alan
was a loyal husband and father to his wife and two sons. He coached
youth football and baseball in Louisville for many years.
Alan is survived by his wife of 35 years, Jane, and two sons, Tye and
Matthew, both of Louisville; sister Debbie Paradies of Gulfport, MS
and cousins in Gulfport and Colorado Springs, CO.
His family asks that, as a remembrance, please say or do something
kind to someone you encounter.
A Celebration of Life reception will be held Saturday, January 31,
2009 1:00 รข 4:00 at the home of Herb and JoBelle Orvis at 355 W Spruce
Street, Louisville, CO. A brief ceremony will be held at 2:30.
Tabor-Rice Funeral Home, Brighton, is handling arrangements.
http://www.allstatescremation.info/Obit.aspx?obitID=2398&BLT=6e6818f8-6c40-48e4-86d4-b4337653f95dRosalie E. Miller
Born
February 14, 1913
Aurora, Illinois
Passed Away
August 24, 2011
Brighton, Colorado
A life well lived came to an end Wednesday August 24, 2011.
Rosalie E. Miller passed away in her beloved home at Inglenook of
Brighton, CO. She was 98 years old.
Rosalie was born February 14, 1913 in Aurora, Illinois, the daughter
of John and Regina (Hansen) Einsiedel. She married Lester Miller on
September 4, 1937 in Aurora and resided in the area until 2007 when
she moved to Colorado.
After a 20 year career in the travel industry, Rosalie retired to
pursue her many and varied interests. With an unquenchable thirst for
knowledge, determination to contribute to her community and dynamic
energy to help those in need, Rosalie tirelessly gave of herself for
decades to all she encountered. Her passions were Bridge, Great Books,
Great Discussions and a multitude of professional, philanthropic and
social organizations; she served in soup kitchens, community outreach
programs and knitted up countless caps and blankets for disadvantaged
newborn babies. For years she and her best friend and sister, Louise ,
volunteered at the AID Crisis Line of Fox Valley, Illinois. At age 86
she single-handedly mastered her computer, email and the internet.
Rosalie eagerly embraced every moment of her life, generously
offering encouragement, love and her helping heart; she leaves behind
a large and loving community of family, friends and caregivers who
respected her intellect, generosity, compassion, wit, candor and her
deep commitment to mankind. Her intent was to leave this world a
better place than she found it, and we, her children, family and
friends are grateful for all she gave us.
Survivors include her son and daughter-in-law, John and Sarah Miller
of Deerfield, NH and Sanford, FL; daughter Jane Forbes of Brighton,
CO; grandsons Tye Forbes and Matthew Forbes of Louisville, CO and
several nieces and nephews. She was preceded in death by her husband,
Lester; sister, Louise Edwards and brother, Carl J. Einsiedel.
At her request, no services will be held.
The family wishes to give special thanks to the staff of Inglenook at
Brighton, whose love and care were beyond measure.
As a remembrance for Rosalie, please do or say something kind to
someone you encounter.
Please feel welcome to share thoughts and memories.