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Offline Zerobio

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this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« on: January 17, 2007, 11:11:05 PM »
http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_011607WABrunawayboyKC.49d4abb2.html   you guys will love the story i just seen it on the news (my grammer sucks i know spelling to)
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Offline trevelyn

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Re: this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2007, 09:25:22 AM »
why the hell should anyone be charged with "eluding police?" They should punish the police for being such panty-waists anymore.
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Re: this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2007, 12:56:48 PM »
Nothing will happen to him because he's so young.
I especially liked the quote "incredibly motivated to get to Texas"
Has he ever been to Texas? Washington is like heaven next to the Lone Star State.
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Offline starbucks95905

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Re: this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2007, 01:19:09 PM »
they said something about a nearby sex offender he was scared of
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Re: this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2007, 01:46:59 PM »
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they said something about a nearby sex offender he was scared of

I think I would rather stay in Washington. Buy a gun with those 1337 skills of his.
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Re: this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2007, 05:13:28 PM »
Ten years from now he will be the best phreak to PLA has ever seen.
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Offline trevelyn

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Re: this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2007, 06:16:05 PM »
Ten years!!?? just think in 5 years - when he's playing "global thermo nuclear warfare" on a WOPR!!!!11
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Re: this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2007, 08:34:33 PM »
Quote from: trevelyn on January 18, 2007, 06:16:05 PM
Ten years!!?? just think in 5 years - when he's playing "global thermo nuclear warfare" on a WOPR!!!!11

No, in ten years, he'll be hacking a local TV station and having a mechanical arm battle over a VHS tape with a chick named Kate.
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Re: this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2007, 09:22:37 PM »
Quote from: silentneep on January 18, 2007, 08:34:33 PM
No, in ten years, he'll be hacking a local TV station and having a mechanical arm battle over a VHS tape with a chick named Kate.

neep, you just earned yourself a leet point!
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Re: this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2007, 10:47:06 AM »
Quote from: http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_011607WABrunawayboyKC.49d4abb2.html
She believes he learned to drive from playing video games on a PlayStation.

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Re: this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2007, 11:20:29 AM »
I think in 10 years he will have several adult convictions on his record, he'll be a heavy drug user, and that child molester down the street will have had his way with him by then.  That's my prediction.
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Re: this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2007, 12:56:16 PM »
Are you OK, Arbie?
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Re: this kid is 1337 and hes 9!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2007, 11:43:32 PM »
His mother didn't want him back at home. Sounds like somebody is too lazy to raise their child right the first time.
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