The cactus people make me laugh

[rbcp]

http://vm.spiffyminis.com/vm739.wav

That message is hilarious.  Ever since I wrote about sendmeavoicemail.com on the phonelosers.org, she's been getting a ton of cactus calls.  Go to that page and check out the last few days of messages.  There's cacti everywhere!

[Raptor]

I left most of the cactus relay calls. I didn't feel like paying long distance fees and such, and people seem to be getting a kick out of them 

[Jersey]

I'm still waiting for her to FedEx me back my cactus. Should have told her to use UPS.

[Raptor]

She says she would like it transfered to her account...

http://vm.spiffyminis.com/vm745.wav

 

[Zerobio]

My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. she blogged about us and she linked pla
the voicemail blog


02/02/07

craigslist refers mostly females.
the oregonian refers mostly males.
pointlesssites.com refers a good mix.
phonelosers.org refers cactus people.

interesting.

[murd0c]

I'm using this to do interpretive livejournal readings again.

[Jersey]

I'm using this to do interpretive livejournal readings again.

http://vm.spiffyminis.com/vm757.wav ?

[Zerobio]

I'm using this to do interpretive livejournal readings again.

vary nice work

[Raptor]

apparently this tremendous son of a  fagot isn't laughing

http://vm.spiffyminis.com/vm772.wav

 

[PHISH-PHREAK]

We need a delete post button for stupid ass posters and their stupid ass posts.

[immabadspellor_]

I see they've updated the rules, and they now include:
"there is no need to talk about the size of body parts"

I guess you can still talk about the size of your cactus.

[nwbell]

I tried calling a couple times, but kept cracking up at the end for some reason. And I say 'cactus' often enough that I rarely have that problem.

EDIT: http://plamn.afraid.org/images/nwbell/nwbell-call-7662959.wav

[Raptor]

I left the rap  from the PLA Radio Episode

Back in school, I got my deaf relay degree
After years of working in the fast food industry
They Told me about the customers that I'd meet
Always saying senseless things and harassing the hell out of me GA
Now I've Got Nigerian scammers doing mail ordering
and hackers trying to impress me with their hilarity.
People using relay to avoid long distance fees
it's pathetic the sheer level of BS that I see
But go ahead and keep on typing to me
tying up the service for the deaf people in need
You'll be sorry someday when the close down this company
YOU DON'T EVEN CARE and thats the difference between you and me.

It should be up in a day or two 

[rbcp]

She put my call up today.  I yelled at her about all the stupid cactus calls.

[Jersey]

She put my call up today.  I yelled at her about all the stupid cactus calls.

"i don't even know what that is."- http://vm.spiffyminis.com/vm768.wav . Damn relay op didn't get it down to the perfection of a replica that I was seeking, but close enough I suppose.