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Offline JohnKerry

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Mellissa from the Bridge
« on: February 11, 2007, 08:28:00 PM »
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Offline Altalp

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Re: Mellissa from the Bridge
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 04:44:56 AM »
« Last Edit: February 12, 2007, 04:51:47 AM by altalp »
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Re: Mellissa from the Bridge
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 06:39:46 AM »
Is this the chick who works at IHoP?
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Re: Mellissa from the Bridge
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 07:31:06 AM »
Its antihackers sidekick, Melissa.
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Re: Mellissa from the Bridge
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2007, 09:17:06 AM »
after seeing most of your pictures you shouldn't be talking about Melissa.

side note: you fall easily in traps ;) gullable fucktards















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Offline JohnKerry

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Re: Mellissa from the Bridge
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2007, 09:43:28 AM »
Is Jason good in bed?  I'm curious to know.  By the way, I love your illustrations (I'm being serious).
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Re: Mellissa from the Bridge
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2007, 11:36:04 AM »
It figures she's a dumb fat wop.

Of course, no offense to all the other wops present (murdoc?).
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Re: Mellissa from the Bridge
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2007, 03:03:48 PM »
Quote from: amazing_ned on February 12, 2007, 11:36:04 AM
It figures she's a dumb fat wop.

Of course, no offense to all the other wops present (murdoc?).

Does murdoc have a big fucking nose and talk with a staten island accent?
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Re: Mellissa from the Bridge
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 10:08:27 PM »
Quote from: JohnKerry on February 12, 2007, 03:03:48 PM
Quote from: amazing_ned on February 12, 2007, 11:36:04 AM
It figures she's a dumb fat wop.

Of course, no offense to all the other wops present (murdoc?).

Does murdoc have a big fucking nose and talk with a staten island accent?

murd0c: "I've got a gun lets go to a broadway show!"
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Re: Mellissa from the Bridge
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2007, 07:23:57 AM »
As the resident Wop, I am for the first time saddend about my Heritage.

I maintain she is at least 1/2 Italian or less.

I need to believe that for two reasons.

1. You can tell she has major "daddy issues" and probably doesn't even know her dad's first name. (This lets me sleep better knowing that some guy name Antonio knocked a northern-french-bitch up and ran away, therefore ruining Mellisas life)

2. The other half is French, which explains everything.
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Re: Mellissa from the Bridge
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2007, 05:59:47 PM »
Way to respond to a really old topic there Big-E
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Re: Mellissa from the Bridge
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2007, 06:12:12 PM »
At least he contributed something interesting, or at least of some substance.
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Re: Mellissa from the Bridge
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2007, 06:16:59 PM »
That's true. At least he's not r00t toxic in that manner.
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