Uhm, Cactus?
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You've only made three posts since you joined in September? LURKER!
Just be original. No one wants to hear the same weed and dick and fart jokes over and over. It's redundant. Like the end of that last sentance. Of course throw cactus in there, but throw something new in also. Don't just bid on the kids in the kid parade. You and your friends should write a few crazy things out to bid on. Then pepper the show with calls and ask them crazy questions occasionally bidding on some odd things. Good luck
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Make sure you bid on the Rusty Trombone!