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Offline afreak

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Tech Support Chats
« on: June 05, 2006, 01:41:54 PM »
http://linksys.custhelp.com/cgi-bin/linksys.cfg/php/enduser/live_request.php

They're kind of fun to mess around with

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Ma. Olivia (18334): Hi, my name is Ma. Olivia (18334). How may I help you?
T: hi
T: opr pls dial 320-203-2019 ga
Ma. Olivia (18334): Can you please confirm the model number of your Linksys product?
T: opr r u ther? ga
Ma. Olivia (18334): Do you have any Linksys device?
T: opr can you pls dial 320-303-2019 ga
Ma. Olivia (18334): If you don't have any concern about the Linksys device please free to exit this session.
T: ok opr sksk
Ma. Olivia (18334): If you have no further questions, feel free to exit this Chat Session.   Please be aware that a long delay in response times may cause a disconnection.  If there is no response in the next 5 minutes, this session will end.  Thank you for your cooperation!
Aww. :(
« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 06:50:42 PM by afreak »
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Offline Nagasakinuker

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Re: Tech Support Chats
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2006, 02:12:22 PM »
haha thats priceless
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Re: Tech Support Chats
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2006, 12:50:41 AM »
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Alfred John (15580): Hi, my name is Alfred John (15580). How may I help you?
jason: Yes.
jason: What can you reccomend for wardriving?
Alfred John (15580): What do you mean?
jason: I'm looking for a linksys wifi cardbus adapter that will handle my elite attemps to crack private networks.
jason: I'm wondering which of the linksys products will fulfill my needs as a consumer, and an artist.
Alfred John (15580): We do not support cracking networks..
jason: obviously.
jason: why do they make dvd-recorders if you arent supposed to copy dvds?
jason: let's be real.
Alfred John (15580): Since you don't have any technical concerns with regards to our products, please exit this chat session now.

jason: I do have technical concerns
jason: and you need to respect me as a linksys customer
Alfred John (15580): I can't give you any advice about copying dvd's.

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« Last Edit: June 06, 2006, 02:42:30 AM by ryanfido »
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Offline computerwiz_222

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Re: Tech Support Chats
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2006, 12:17:49 PM »
My ass, while engaged in intercourse, has fallen off due to laughter. wow...
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Re: Tech Support Chats
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2006, 12:48:53 PM »
HA HA you said 31337.
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Re: Tech Support Chats
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2006, 03:11:22 PM »
Geez what a douche. He could have at least pointed you to the Airsnort webpage.
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Re: Tech Support Chats
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2006, 03:52:00 PM »
that is the best website. Up north where there is no internet there is one wifi connection with 1 bar! Protected... This prog is great!
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Re: Tech Support Chats
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2006, 01:28:26 AM »
Quote from: ryanfido on June 06, 2006, 12:50:41 AM
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Alfred John (15580): Hi, my name is Alfred John (15580). How may I help you?
jason: Yes.
jason: What can you reccomend for wardriving?
Alfred John (15580): What do you mean?
jason: I'm looking for a linksys wifi cardbus adapter that will handle my elite attemps to crack private networks.
jason: I'm wondering which of the linksys products will fulfill my needs as a consumer, and an artist.
Alfred John (15580): We do not support cracking networks..
jason: obviously.
jason: why do they make dvd-recorders if you arent supposed to copy dvds?
jason: let's be real.
Alfred John (15580): Since you don't have any technical concerns with regards to our products, please exit this chat session now.

jason: I do have technical concerns
jason: and you need to respect me as a linksys customer
Alfred John (15580): I can't give you any advice about copying dvd's.

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Holy shit that was funny...
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Re: Tech Support Chats
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2006, 01:37:29 AM »
Microsoft Tech - Thank you for choosing Microsoft, How May I Help you?
Me - Yea, I need a key or sumthin'
M.T. - What product are you trying to purchase sir?
Me - Purchase?!?! None, i found it on a p0rn site for free and now I need a key...
M.T. - Sir, we do not condone the illegal downloading of  Microsoft products.
Me - Illegal? It never said it was illegal. Give me a key, plz.
M.T. - Sir, you will have to purchase a legitimate copy of the software you had downloaded.
Me - Isn't this SuSE?
M.T. - Excuse me sir?
Me - SuSE....SuSE Liuux?
M.T. - Sir, I am sorry, this is Microsoft Tech. Services, we do not offer assistance with Linux.
Me - Well fuck, I thought since the "TECHS" were all located in India or Pakistan, working for $1.00 a day, that you might offer some sort of support for everything?
M.T - I am sorry for the inconvienence sir, is there anything I can help you with?
Me - Yea... What are you wearing?
M.T. - I am afraid I will have to dosconnect this call if there are no Microsoft related questions...
Me - Ok, Ok....Does Bill Gates really like lil boys?
M.T. - Thank you for choosing Microsoft, Have a nice day sir.
(CLICK)
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Re: Tech Support Chats
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2006, 01:45:03 AM »
Cecille (16003): Hi, my name is Cecille (16003). How may I help you?
Bill: hey there, hows it going?
Cecille (16003): Good.
Cecille (16003): Thanks for asking.
Cecille (16003): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product?
Bill: it's 2:41 AM here right now and I was soo bored and just had to come say HI to yall at LinkSys
Cecille (16003): Can you please confirm the model number of your Linksys product?
Bill: model #?
Bill: 602-349-XXX7
Bill: model is about 8" long 8===>
Cecille (16003): Do you have a Linksys device?
Bill: yes, but I was just bored,
Bill: my Linksys product works PERFECT!
Bill: I luv it
Bill: i just wanted to thank you
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 :D :D :D :D
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