« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 83 84 [85] 86 87 ... 114

Author Topic: Count To One Million  (Read 259052 times)

Offline Tachyon

  • Minister of Defence
  • OMG Mod
  • Ninja Phone Loser
  • *****
  • Posts: 1875
  • 1337 13V3L: +125/-62
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1260 on: August 20, 2008, 12:35:20 PM »
1378

Probably something like that. I actually did wear a helmet for years and would make fun of people who didn't but now I'm too lazy go bother. Someday I'll have a horrible accident and I'll be sorry.
Logged
Do you speak two languages?

"Detective Don Gombo: IM AFRAID THE ONLY ONE "F" IS "U" MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE WEB!"

Offline Nod

  • Quando omni flunkus moritati
  • Elite Cactus Squad
  • Ninja Phone Loser
  • *****
  • Posts: 3725
  • 1337 13V3L: +210/-138
  • 212-389-1318
    • twitter: @mrnudnik
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1261 on: August 20, 2008, 02:59:19 PM »
1379

I'm mostly too paranoid to ride in cars let alone get on a motorcycle. You guys are meshugenah.
Logged
I HATE the bridge.
Meme Roth is a Food Nazi Cunt

Offline ApprenticePhreak

  • PLA Junkie
  • *****
  • Posts: 825
  • 1337 13V3L: +48/-12
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1262 on: August 20, 2008, 03:07:35 PM »
1380

Motorcycles get something like 50+ miles to the gallon. Only problem I have is that your body goes flying in a crash, no room for food wrappers or groceries and a stereo would be pointless.
Logged

Offline Tachyon

  • Minister of Defence
  • OMG Mod
  • Ninja Phone Loser
  • *****
  • Posts: 1875
  • 1337 13V3L: +125/-62
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1263 on: August 20, 2008, 08:52:21 PM »
1381

My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.@motorcycle more like a nearly twenty year old ten speed with a back tire bent so bad it can hardly rotate.
Logged
Do you speak two languages?

"Detective Don Gombo: IM AFRAID THE ONLY ONE "F" IS "U" MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE WEB!"

Offline Hebbie Hauler

  • Ever DIE in a "big truck" accident?
  • PLA Fan Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 92
  • 1337 13V3L: +32/-7
    • Fun Trucks!
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1264 on: August 20, 2008, 10:08:03 PM »
1382
Logged

Offline Tachyon

  • Minister of Defence
  • OMG Mod
  • Ninja Phone Loser
  • *****
  • Posts: 1875
  • 1337 13V3L: +125/-62
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1265 on: August 20, 2008, 10:11:38 PM »
1383

"HIT THIS PIPE OR YOU DIE TODAY!"
Logged
Do you speak two languages?

"Detective Don Gombo: IM AFRAID THE ONLY ONE "F" IS "U" MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE WEB!"

Offline ApprenticePhreak

  • PLA Junkie
  • *****
  • Posts: 825
  • 1337 13V3L: +48/-12
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1266 on: August 21, 2008, 12:14:01 AM »
REFUSED!

1384
Logged

Offline Hebbie Hauler

  • Ever DIE in a "big truck" accident?
  • PLA Fan Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 92
  • 1337 13V3L: +32/-7
    • Fun Trucks!
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1267 on: August 21, 2008, 12:59:40 AM »
1385
Logged

Offline Tachyon

  • Minister of Defence
  • OMG Mod
  • Ninja Phone Loser
  • *****
  • Posts: 1875
  • 1337 13V3L: +125/-62
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1268 on: August 21, 2008, 01:32:45 AM »
1386

Heb you are boring.
Logged
Do you speak two languages?

"Detective Don Gombo: IM AFRAID THE ONLY ONE "F" IS "U" MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE WEB!"

Offline Hebbie Hauler

  • Ever DIE in a "big truck" accident?
  • PLA Fan Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 92
  • 1337 13V3L: +32/-7
    • Fun Trucks!
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1269 on: August 21, 2008, 02:02:31 AM »
Logged

Offline ApprenticePhreak

  • PLA Junkie
  • *****
  • Posts: 825
  • 1337 13V3L: +48/-12
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1270 on: August 21, 2008, 02:07:57 AM »
Quote from: Hebbie Hauler on August 21, 2008, 02:02:31 AM
Quote from: Tachyon on August 21, 2008, 01:32:45 AM
Heb you are boring.

meshugenah

1387

Obligatory Jews did 911 quote here*

1388
Logged

Offline Nod

  • Quando omni flunkus moritati
  • Elite Cactus Squad
  • Ninja Phone Loser
  • *****
  • Posts: 3725
  • 1337 13V3L: +210/-138
  • 212-389-1318
    • twitter: @mrnudnik
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1271 on: August 21, 2008, 05:27:00 AM »
1389

J0000000000ze did NINE ELVEN! NEVAR FOORGET
Logged
I HATE the bridge.
Meme Roth is a Food Nazi Cunt

Offline ApprenticePhreak

  • PLA Junkie
  • *****
  • Posts: 825
  • 1337 13V3L: +48/-12
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1272 on: August 21, 2008, 02:54:42 PM »
Quote from: LordNod on August 21, 2008, 05:27:00 AM
1389

J0000000000ze did NINE ELVEN! NEVAR FOORGET

1390

I'll have problems blaming the Germans for what they did in WWII seeing as I enjoy their food a lot. Schnitzel and bratwurst are two amazing deals to ever be unleashed on man.
Logged

Offline Nod

  • Quando omni flunkus moritati
  • Elite Cactus Squad
  • Ninja Phone Loser
  • *****
  • Posts: 3725
  • 1337 13V3L: +210/-138
  • 212-389-1318
    • twitter: @mrnudnik
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1273 on: August 21, 2008, 10:15:36 PM »
1391

Yuck. Bratwurst.
Logged
I HATE the bridge.
Meme Roth is a Food Nazi Cunt

Offline ApprenticePhreak

  • PLA Junkie
  • *****
  • Posts: 825
  • 1337 13V3L: +48/-12
Re: Count To One Million
« Reply #1274 on: August 22, 2008, 02:02:50 AM »
1392

Let the brat soak in beer for about 4-5 hours, after that boil it in the beer with sauerkraut. Afterwords throw away the sauerkraut because sauerkraut is horrible, eat the bratwurst with some mustard. You'll be happy.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 83 84 [85] 86 87 ... 114
« previous next »