Phone guy

[Mr.Cactus]

The phone guy is coming to my house tomorrow. Any questions you want me to ask him?

[Tachyon]

What does a cat taste like?

[Mr.Cactus]

What does a cat taste like?

Bosoms

[rbcp]

Ask him, "Have you ever been at a customer's house and the customer asked you some long, drawn-out question so that his friend could get into his truck and steal things like traffic cones and lineman handsets and helmets and work orders and...hey, where are you going??"

[Tachyon]

That's awesome, reminds me of these australian guys who distracted a cop long enough to swap license plates with him and ran red lights to their heart's content and it was billed to the popos.

[Nod]

That's awesome, reminds me of these australian guys who distracted a cop long enough to swap license plates with him and ran red lights to their heart's content and it was billed to the popos.

You mean they didn't chase them down and ram their car off the road for not pulling over? Or are you talking about those cameras that take snap shots when you run red lights? Either way that's still stupid. If a cop sees you driving around with those plates he's gonna know somethings wrong there and pull you over.

If answer = yes then goto JailCell

[trevelyn]

ask the telco person if he has ever succeeded at entering the Contra code with the Power Glove.

[Nod]

Never happened. You'd have to be on crack, crank, and drink six cases of Jolt to be able to do it.

[trevelyn]

hahaha crank! My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.! my friend once told me IOWA was the Crank capital of the world! My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
nice name drop, i laughed histerically.

[IluvInternet24/7]

If he will marry you, of course

[Mr.Cactus]

Mehh this gut was some bald guy to busy to even talk the only cool thing he had was a butt set and some cool security screw drivers. I disconected my office phone in my first beige boxing attempt so i'll get him out to fix that and talk to him then.

[rbcp]

I should hook a bunch of weird stuff to all my lines and then call the phone company to come over and repair things.  Like, one line will have some bizarre audio noises going into it.  Another would have 220 volts going through it and blow up his handset.   Another could be crossed with some neighbors.  Maybe hide a cell phone jammer in the house so he can't contact anyone about the problems he's having.  It'll be the best PLA TV ever!

[Nod]

.My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.. OMG DO IT! That would have to rank in the top three PLA Tvs ever.

[Dr P4nyk]

hahaha crank! My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.! my friend once told me IOWA was the Crank capital of the world! My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
nice name drop, i laughed histerically.

Your friend has obiously never been to Liberty Missouri.

P4nyk

[Nod]

Or South Western Indiana either.