REVISED Forum Guidelines - Read for making a happy life

[MattGSX]

REVISED

I was reading this thread, and I totally come off as a pompous asshole, therefore: THE NEW AND IMPROVED GUIDELINES FOR MAKING A HAPPY LIFE!

1) Don't be a jerk. This isn't a thread for flaming, and unless it's hilarious, I'll probably delete it. It has to be well-thought out, as well. Well-reasoned and hilarious.
2) Write like you have some grasp of the language you speak. The primary language on this forum is English, and as such:
c, u, 2, 4, y, k, and o are letters and numbers, not words. Combinations of letters and numbers like sum1 and b4 are also not words, but cheap bastardizations of words.
3) Want me to review something? As a general rule, I'd say too fucking bad. However, I can make exceptions. If it's your band/a local band, or if I just want the ego boost of being asked to write a review, I'll do it.
4) I will delete posts, entire threads, and the entire history of users if I see fit.

[Nod]

So sayeth thy malevolent dictator!

[splynt0r]

(off topic)

What guitar is that in your picture folder.
(the red one you niece(?) is holding ,it kinda looks a lot like a Cort

[MattGSX]

It's my electric, an Ibanez Gio. it's sort of modeled after a Gibson SG, but it pretty much sucks. That's why I let my niece play with it.

[splynt0r]

It's my electric, an Ibanez Gio. it's sort of modeled after a Gibson SG, but it pretty much sucks. That's why I let my niece play with it.

I have an SG ( epiphone though  ) And it's Black mirrored

[trevelyn]

y r u 2 chatting in teh rulez thread? o i c, b4 i post i read that u dun like lil wordz? o_O lulz

[Nod]

I feel like I missed something. MATT REVIEW MY MUSIC! It'll be easy. It sucks.

[mr_doc]

can we consider My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. a word?

[MattGSX]

Yes. Bitterly ironic acronyms DO count as words, now. Apparently.