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This is by Raptor. Pretty funny stuff.
I came on a direct route from Compton, CA 90224
Version Two
White People Translation
From the city of Compton, CA came a enthusiastic young man named “Ice Cube”
He was involved with an organized crime gang with the name of “African Americans with Attitude”
When he felt he was threatened, he purchased a sawed off shotgun, merely for self-defense.
Once the trigger mechanism is fired, fate is insured for anyone within the blast range, and they will be quickly attended to my emergence medical response services.
I may be forced to take similar actions against you if you, if you try to interact in a negative way with me,
The local police services are going to be summoned on warrant for my arrest
Off your lower back, and that’s how I am exiting.
For the lower class individual who is held in low respect, that’s making oneself visible,
My peers start discussing issues quietly, and a riot may ensure,
Prepare them in a heated stir fry, similar to a Traditional Louisiana soup dish.
Trying to get the attention of a lowly esteemed individual
With a semi-automatic pistol pointed at your behind
So surrender without resistance
There is no telling when I may steal something from you without your consent.
Here is a Poem about homicide to keep you intrigued
with a crime record like Charles Manson, leader of a murderous satanic cult
An Avtomat Kalashnikov 1947 is the preferred weapon
Don’t make me start making bad decisions.
You and I can engage in combat.
I am victorious in fights against peers on a day to day basis
Even on a weekly, monthly, and yearly basis.
until my competitors can understand,
That I have great respect for my hometown of Compton, CA
Adolescents, you can not cause me aggravation
When I come into your neighborhood, you should get in a low position
Because I, Ice cube am suffering from a forum of mental psychosis
But when I return, my friends, I will let you know that I originated from Compton, CA.
Original Version as follows:
Straight outta Compton crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off
You too boy if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton
