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Japan invents TELEKINESIS
« on: June 22, 2007, 01:17:43 PM »
The Japs have just invented TELEKINESIS:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,285934,00.html
-wish I had a better link, the Hitachi Research Center doesn't have any news on this in Engrish.

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At his prompting, a reporter did simple calculations in her head, and the train sprang forward — apparently indicating activity in the brain's frontal cortex , which handles problem solving.

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Re: Japan invents TELEKINESIS
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 01:35:24 PM »
No more attatching probes directly to the guineapig's brain? I'm disapointed.
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Re: Japan invents TELEKINESIS
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2007, 05:28:36 PM »
Now what will I do with these freshly scalped guinea pigs?
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Re: Japan invents TELEKINESIS
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2007, 05:48:58 PM »
Now what will I do with these freshly scalped guinea pigs?

Barbecue?
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