My tribute to Dax Flame. Someone who decieved me.

[PHISH-PHREAK]

While in the shit hole state of Arizona. And after long hours searching the web I stumbled upon someone who would almost be a hero to me. Someone who would show me that I'm very well off and I'm lucky not to be borderline retarded. That person is Bernice Juach III A.K.A Dax Flame.

After watching great videos such as The Fight, Humiliation, The best Friday EVER!!!, and Our play/study time PART 2 I felt that I was part of the Dax Flame saga as he told his tales of lust, romance, and violence.

Link to his video blog.

However I and everyone else who watches and believes in the great Dax Flame have been decieved as he is not who he says he is. Their is NO Bernice Juach III and their has never been one. This whole time whom I believed to be real truely did not exist. Although curious in his reality I ever did any real research.

While going to Dax Flame's video blog I stumbled upon this video. After watching I was devistated. I learned that my little Bernice really was Mr. Madison Patrello, the true Dax Flame. After watching that video I had to find out if what I had found was true. So I check 411.com to see if Jeff Patrello (Madison's dad) was their. I found a Texas number with both his mothers and fathers names as the listing.

After being decieved by Dax I feel devistated, however I had stumbled upon one of the greatest actors in the worlds history........

[PHISH-PHREAK]

errr wtf is wrong with this forum?

[rbcp]

I just watched about 5 of his videos and it seemed kind of obvious that he's not being completely serious.

Then again, last month I was fooled by his last video blog ever.

[Tachyon]

The 'Last Blog Ever' totally seemed real to me, it's exactly the sort of thing an acquaintance of mine would make (he was removed from school for making gun threats), but some of the ones about Sophia seem a bit overdone.

[mr_doc]

Daxflame is awesome. He reminds me of that little kid in the karate uniform with a boner in 'Smoking Aces'.

[M-26-7]

I'm not retarded. I'm resmarted.

Get off Dramatica.

[M-26-7]

No shit, but it's all over Dramatica.

[frog]

No shit, but it's all over Dramatica.

My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself., talk about rolling a one on the saving throw there. FB had better retorts.

PS: ED.

PS: !/b/

[M-26-7]

If you make gold out of lemons and lemonade, mean rude people will crush your gold and jewelry too. This is why the birds fly sometimes not