Everybody insults my intelligence, however look at your own. How many times have I told you I don't have the .pdf verizon? Thats why I asked my supervisor, I'm not stupid guys.
We don't need a fucking pdf verizon[
sic]. You could do one of many things here:
1. Scan it. It is not a tome. I'm sure it is not even hardback. If you are too lazy or don't have a scanner, take it to Kinko's or Office Max or whatever and let them do it for you. This has been mentioned already in the thread.
2. Type it. Keyboard. Yes. One page a day would shut us all up.
3. Just get the pdf version from work. I didn't say 'ask again'. I said 'get' which might imply take or steal.
4. Shut up about it and stop posting excuses here. If you don't understand why, here's an analogy to help you:
cingular keith- 'Hey everybody, I work in a bank, who wants free money?'
everybody- 'Yeah, give it to us'
cingular keith- 'Uhh, I asked my supervisor and she said I can't give our money away'
everybody- 'keith, you suck.'