John Cage's 14:59 is music. It's just really fucking hard to listen to without getting mad.
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS JUST SILENCE!
I agree. Some of John Cage's "music" is really just a big social experiment. I saw this really cool interview on him where he gave himself a certain amount of time to speak on a ton of topics. It was pretty cool, but at the same time just frustrating.
If Ted Bundy played the viola, who would some of his main influences be and why?
This is kind of an irrelevant question. Viola puts the player in the back of a listener's mind. Ted Bundy would have wanted to play violin, cello, or a solo wind instrument. If he were playing one of those, I think his main influences would have been Paganini (because he was also believed to be an amazingly talented sex fiend), Ernest Bloch (same reason), Bartok (for his balance between science, nature, the "real world" and the "educated world") and Webern (as an existentialist, he tried to find some semblance of order within a chaotic world).
Why is Marilyn Manson's new Album so pussified?
He found he couldn't make it doing shock-rock any more. He made it into the mainstream once doing it; he had to find a new niche if he wanted to stay in the mainstream. As much as he may have claimed he loved being obscured and misunderstood, I'm sure he couldn't afford the lifestyle he lives as an obscure rocker anymore. He had to get new fans, and the only way he could do so was to pander to the mainstream more than he'd previously have done.
Who is the shittiest actor/musician alive?
Paris Hilton. She's a fucking socialite with no discernible talent. At least all the others you've listed "succeeded" in some category before trying to branch out at another. Paris has failed creatively as both an actress and musician, trying to rely on her widespread fame as a rich cunt to sell movies/records.
My second would be Mr. P.
As a strange side note to that question, I think I enjoy Ice T and Ice Cube's acting more than the music they've recently put out. They've been actors for so long I can't think of them as anything else any longer.