No... 'smatterafact I'm not OK at all - I'm dead. I had to sell my soul for interweb access, and all they'll give me down here is a Wyse terminal with severe burn-in and several missing keycaps, and a 2400 baud modem.
Just kidding. Actually, my absence HAS been due in part to the public school system - my biz got a contract doing tech work for various local high schools, so I've been kinda busy installing new optical drives in eMacs, ordering replacement mouseballs, and setting up "Panels users" en masse on OS X servers.
I suppose I ought to get rid of that "hacked" page sometime soon. As someone above said, index.html.pwned is the "correct" index page.