This being ask jammie I DEMAND YOU ANSWER YOUR OWN QUESTION!
Make sure you don't go through bat country either.
I am back! Highlights included:
Jack Daniels Distillery (free tour!) Lynchburg, TN
Wildhorse Saloon (fried pickles are AMAZING) Nashville, TN
Dollywood/Dixie Stampede (lots of fun and the whole town is great) Pigeon Forge, TN
Helicopter rides (AWESOME) Sevierville, TN
Natural Bridge ($6 w/ student discount and it's a pretty and short hike to see lots of cool junk) Somewhere in VA
Graceland (not super awesome in and of itself... but I appreciate Elvis more.. and they sell peanut butter & banana cream reeses!) Memphis
Lights of Liberty Tour (God bless America) Philadelphia, PA
Incline Train (like a slow roller coaster up a mountain) Chattanooga, TN
Rock City (you can see 7 states from the top!) Chattanooga, TN
Ruby Falls (nature rules... so pretty) Chattanooga, TN
There's your answer. Seriously, the south is awesome.
Honorable Mention:
Unclaimed Baggage (where lost luggage goes to die/get sold.. loses points for being in..) Scottsboro, AL