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Offline Tachyon

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Meat Flavoured Cell Phone
« on: July 05, 2007, 01:02:09 PM »
I just got off the phone (dammit I forgot my line recorder) with a telemarketer who offered me a cell phone for 20 bucks and some crazy two year plan. Everything was going well until I asked her if she had any meat flavoured cell phones (because I only allow meat flavoured appliances in the house). I even told her how I made my old one smell like meat (wiped it down with bacon daily for a week in the glow of the full moon), but she didn't understand.
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Re: Meat Flavoured Cell Phone
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 05:30:22 PM »
Wow what a dumb telemarketer not undestanding about meat phones
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Re: Meat Flavoured Cell Phone
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 05:46:42 PM »
No kidding. I figured she might be a vegan so I asked if there was a tofu option but she hung up.
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Re: Meat Flavoured Cell Phone
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 05:52:21 PM »
http://media.www.dailyutahchronicle.com/media/storage/paper244/news/2007/07/03/News/Meat-Phone.shtml

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Meat phones will revolutionize the telecommunication and meat processing industries. AT&T reportedly invested $1.2 billion in their R&D because of the estimated low 'lifespans' of the meat phones. They also don't plan on releasing any pork flavored meat phones in the middle east region which seems like a smart move. However the black market for pork meat phones will thrive there. This just gives AT&T another chance to change it's name. Rumors abound that they are considering MeAT&T for their beefy new phone lineup.

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Re: Meat Flavoured Cell Phone
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2007, 01:59:56 AM »
ARG!!, bad link.
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