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Offline Haroldpacker

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Way of the phone
« on: July 13, 2007, 09:08:32 AM »
Let me tell you about this person before I ask what I want to do.

An 18 year old bi-sexual party girl became my roommate, before you say I'm lucky read on.
About half way into our lease she decides she doesn't want to pay anymore because I stopped being stupid and became one less person to provide her alcohol. So she thinks of issuing a restraining order against me.

First she serves it on the minimum day in advance (24 hours, which assumes I would react violently to being served) and does things like turning off the fridge and replacing my dandruff shampoo with water. She has backed out of multiple agreements and is a leech off of her gf.

It has left me with a $450 with my lawyer and another $350 for the last month of the lease she didn't pay. I have thrown this around with ppl I know and there is a common consensus that if I do take her to court she probably won't show up and it would be a pain in the arse to keep her to pay since I would have to know which job she would be working at to have it docked. I mean I can pretext acting like a job asking about her work history to find out, but the paperwork to have payments docked would be tough.

So I devised a plan so evil soo naughty soo vindictive I needed to throw it past the PLA forum.

I was thinking instead of dishing out $100, why not have ppl text her from around the country and run the phone bill up. Or just phone bomb her. Although the only problem is that it is in her GF's name and wouldn't directly affect her since she uses a second line and thats it BUT it would make it hard on her no doubt.

What do you guys think? Are there any other ways that are better then this I could go about it without being tied directly enough to have the po po coming after me?

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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 10:25:28 AM »
Just tell use her name and we can call and text with that so her girlfriend knows she's the cause of all this.
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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 04:51:28 PM »
Just tell use her name and we can call and text with that so her girlfriend knows she's the cause of all this.

Could, but I would like to disguise it. A friend of mine today suggested putting her name with a note saying "For fun time call or text to #" If I could have the cooperation of everyone who sees this to post it everywhere, I want to make it nation wide in who calls her.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2007, 05:03:35 PM by Haroldpacker »

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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 05:39:50 PM »
I dunno if that'd work, being as they'd have to dial long distance and all.
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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 05:55:16 PM »
Even if you can get a decent number of people on board, the best you're going to do is irritate her to the point of changing her number.

Is the GF going to supply you with the new numbers when that happens?
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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 06:57:12 PM »
I think it'd be a lot more fun to follow Brad Carter's Patented Advice for how to Ruin People's Lives (my Bible).
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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 08:55:26 PM »
Even if you can get a decent number of people on board, the best you're going to do is irritate her to the point of changing her number.

Is the GF going to supply you with the new numbers when that happens?

True, I was being sensational for the most part. Well I need another plan.

Where can I find RBCP's ways to ruin peoples lives?
« Last Edit: July 13, 2007, 09:15:08 PM by Haroldpacker »

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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 09:35:33 PM »
Do you speak two languages?

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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2007, 06:40:46 AM »
Sounds like this girl just needs a good flogging!

I hate it when people go and do wayyyy overboard things when they don't get there way.

I hope she gets what she deserves, and don't get yourself into trouble!

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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 08:18:13 AM »
Thing of it is this is geared towards being of the same gender. Also this was written like 13 years ago and about half of the info is outdated.

Although I did like the appointment thing. The only thing is, I don't know her address. Would it be reasonably possible to get it from the post office? Say calling or e-mailing in as a disconnected family member or friend?

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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 08:54:08 AM »
Thing of it is this is geared towards being of the same gender. Also this was written like 13 years ago and about half of the info is outdated.

Although I did like the appointment thing. The only thing is, I don't know her address. Would it be reasonably possible to get it from the post office? Say calling or e-mailing in as a disconnected family member or friend?


How is putting fish in some ones spa out dated?

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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2007, 09:15:05 AM »
I see maybe one thing on that list that I would deem 'outdated'.

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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2007, 10:08:05 AM »
I see maybe one thing on that list that I would deem 'outdated'.

Yeah, most people don't have telegraph service anymore these days so flooding them with telegraphs wouldn't work.
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Re: Way of the phone
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Re: Way of the phone
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2007, 10:59:21 AM »
Sounds like this girl just needs a good flogging!



And then


I hate it when people go and do wayyyy overboard things when they don't get there way.


Hmmm...
Do you speak two languages?

"Detective Don Gombo: IM AFRAID THE ONLY ONE "F" IS "U" MY FRIEND. WELCOME TO THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE WEB!"