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Offline themainman

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I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« on: July 17, 2007, 07:40:01 PM »
I have just found out that my wife of 5 years has been cheating on me with a mexican! Please help me and give his ass a call!
« Last Edit: July 17, 2007, 08:29:58 PM by themainman »
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Offline Tachyon

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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 07:40:30 PM »
OH NOES NOT A MEXICAN!
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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 07:42:33 PM »
Errr, since when has Jay been a Mexican name?
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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2007, 07:56:41 PM »
Someone should call it and ask the evil Mexican what themainman's phone number is and we'll post that and see how he likes it.
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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2007, 08:05:33 PM »
damn, cut the poor guy some slack.  I think we should teach this Fu*ktard a lesson (the cheating asshole) and call the number a few good times.
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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2007, 08:37:43 PM »
I think you should stick your dick in a lightbulb socket, but it's just not in the cards right now.
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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2007, 08:40:06 PM »
With haroldpackers post and themainmans post I didnt realize so many scorned lovers register on this site for the sole purpose of just seeking revenge. And themainman, yea,your wife cheated on you but we all know that it takes 2 to cheat right?
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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2007, 08:41:08 PM »
Quote from: 0skillz on July 17, 2007, 08:05:33 PM
damn, cut the poor guy some slack.  I think we should teach this Fu*ktard a lesson (the cheating asshole) and call the number a few good times.
couldnt the cheating wife be the asshole too?
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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 10:15:20 PM »
Maybe your wife is cheating on you because your an asshole.
Maybe you should go away and get a life.
On the other hand you could also just go away. ;D
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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2007, 04:21:28 AM »
Maybe she just likes it a little Spicy  ;)
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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2007, 04:36:35 AM »
I don't know what changed, but everyone used to register and ask for tips on how to tap their spouse's phone. Now everyone just wants to prank call them. Not sure if that's an improvement.
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Offline 0skillz

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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2007, 05:06:16 AM »
Quote from: splynt0r on July 17, 2007, 10:15:20 PM
Maybe your wife is cheating on you because your an asshole.
Maybe you should go away and get a life.
On the other hand you could also just go away. ;D

No, she is a cheating asshole too.
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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2007, 05:07:55 AM »
Quote from: becki1974 on July 17, 2007, 08:41:08 PM
Quote from: 0skillz on July 17, 2007, 08:05:33 PM
damn, cut the poor guy some slack.  I think we should teach this Fu*ktard a lesson (the cheating asshole) and call the number a few good times.
couldnt the cheating wife be the asshole too?
She is a cheating asshole too............Ignore previous post, it was a mistaken reply to splynt0r
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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2007, 06:48:24 AM »
Mehico eh? does cholo wear a red bandana or a blue one amigo?? cos to carlos, thats all that matters ese.  depending on the color you either have to bust a cap in his ass, or just let him have your wife mehng.
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Re: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE, EVERYONE!
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2007, 09:12:21 AM »
Maybe you should build her a cake or something.
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