Funny Quotes from The PLA Bridge

[trevelyn]

My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. i figured this would be a cool place to post funny shit you hear ppl say. 

"okay pdxusa, everyone knows about your stupid website and nobody cares.."  My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. whoever said that; that was funny.

[shakalakabubu]

there was a kid that said "shananae" and a black chick was cusing him out 
and than he said go to blink 182.com and she said fuck you ha that was fun

[Altalp]

" how did you get my number?"  Remember that Shakalaka?   LULZ 

[shakalakabubu]

O YA NO NOT REALLY

[Altalp]

Sure you do.  I called you and told you to stop being a little shithead on the bridge.

[trevelyn]

My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. whoever came into the bridge yesterday and sung the new PDXUSA song was 1337.  "fuck johhny hacker."

[Tachyon]

I've been known to sing my original songs on the bridge, such as the horrible drunken classic parody of Sesame Street's theme song "Can you tell me how to get to Dino Allsman's House?".

[JD716]

From last night:

PDXUSA: "We have full protection by the gov-"
Me: "My ass, the only protection you have is condoms."
PDX: (retarded laughing)
Me: "Here we go again."
PDX: (starts flooding with horrible music again)

[trevelyn]

yeah i wish there wasnt so much music on there, it would be nice not to have to listen to pdx's eminems cd.

[Tachyon]

I was on the bridge for around ten minutes or so yesterday and it was just me and PDXUSA. After a few minutes of berating me about my evil identity-stealing ways and me trying to convince him to lend me ten bucks for drugs, we actually had a relatively sane conversation about audio verification and op diverting. That and meatphones.

[trevelyn]

somone on the bridge a few days ago kept saying "lets go to the secret part of the bridge" and i got left behind with fucking rap-music-man.  is it just another extension? if so could ye pm it to me by any chance, i swear i wont play fitty cent into my mic!

[Tachyon]

If there is a secret extension, not only was it my idea, but nobody let me in on it. You should hook your bridge up to GOOG-411 and distribute the secret extension via PM.

[legend813]

Heh, gotta love drunken rednecks Robbie from Fairview, NC

[trevelyn]

my bridge?? the 2dial*Phreak bridge? okay, i wanted to submit it to goog411 but they need to call and confirm its really me.  I guess the only way to submit a number to them is through google local businesses etc.. I will try this later today then.

[JD716]

More new quotes:

Crazy Lady: (Ranting)
Me: Blah blah blah. Ualeuauaeulaeluaeluaeulaeulaeulaeulaealuluealuea.
Crazy Lady: Fuck you, fucking bitch.