Four from last night:
AT&T: "AT&T, This is James."
Me: "Verizon."
AT&T: "AT&T."
Me: "VERIZON!"
AT&T: "Have a good night." (click) (dial tone)
AT&T: "AT&T, This is James."
Me: "Do you have Cactus phones?"
AT&T: "Thank you for calling AT&T." (click) (dial tone)
AT&T: "AT&T, this is Jeremy."
Me: "Cactus Cactus, Cactus cactus."
AT&T: "Fucking asshole prick!" (click) (dial tone)
At this point, everyone on the bridge was cracking the hell up. Feeling offended, I decided to have X dial back so I could have a word with them.
AT&T: "AT&T, this is Jeremy."
Me: "Hi I would like to complain about one of your employees. He called me an asshole prick."
AT&T: "It was me, you fuckin' prick. Thank you for calling AT&T." (click) (dial tone)
More laughter. I got off the bridge then because I was tired.