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Offline Tachyon

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The Dead Baby Trick
« on: August 22, 2007, 06:45:24 PM »
Does the dead baby method of ID falsification still work?
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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2007, 07:07:38 PM »
Quote from: Tachyon on August 22, 2007, 06:45:24 PM
Does the dead baby method of ID falsification still work?

The one where you carry a dead baby around and say, This is my ID? I hope so.
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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2007, 07:11:32 PM »
That works??? So THAT'S what I've had this smelly thing in my pocket all these years for!
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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2007, 07:30:09 PM »
Quote from: Tachyon on August 22, 2007, 07:11:32 PM
That works??? So THAT'S what I've had this smelly thing in my pocket all these years for!

The more it is rotted, the more believable it is. I did a study with about 50 babies, the fresher ones always raised suspicion.
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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2007, 06:35:50 AM »
sha-nay-nay puts her baby in a dumpster.
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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2007, 08:40:21 PM »
ya'll are sick

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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2007, 11:39:27 AM »
?? What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a surfboard?

A: I don't have a surfboard in my closet!

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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2007, 12:38:03 PM »
a dead sasquach baby. mmm, smells like.. smells like...... smells like..........
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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2007, 01:28:06 PM »
What was this originally anyway, you pick up a SSN from a SIDS?  Wow I didn't realize you can apply as a corollary to the birth cerificate.  I guess the anchorbabies aren't the only ones that WANT ONE.  Times, they have changed...

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Social Security Cards up until the 1980s expressly stated the number and card were not to ever be used for identification purposes.
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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2007, 01:47:11 PM »
On a more serious note, does anybody know if they check for death certificates now when one applies for a passport with a birth certificate now?
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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2007, 03:55:57 PM »
Quote from: Tachyon on August 24, 2007, 01:47:11 PM
On a more serious note, does anybody know if they check for death certificates now when one applies for a passport with a birth certificate now?

I recommend the following book

http://www.amazon.com/New-I-D-America/dp/0873642600

It's an old book but lots of the basics are covered.

Whether they check for one's death first or only under special circumstances (as in they don't believe you are who you say you are) is unknown.  Having said that, never underestimate the incompetence of the government.

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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2007, 04:11:13 PM »
The most recent book I have ('98) warns that this technique is waning, and that was pre-9/11. The specific issues it cited is continuing computerization and cross-referencing of records and the risk that another like-minded person will pick the same dead baby as you.
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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2007, 06:11:52 PM »
A dingo ate my ID!
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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2007, 07:34:52 AM »
Quote from: M-26-7 on August 24, 2007, 06:11:52 PM
A dingo ate my ID!

OI.  Tell Em, I Foink. If he canno hack et, he shel fahk oaf! an at's et!
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Re: The Dead Baby Trick
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2007, 08:47:28 PM »
Quote from: Tachyon on August 24, 2007, 01:47:11 PM
On a more serious note, does anybody know if they check for death certificates now when one applies for a passport with a birth certificate now?

In the US, especially so in the finance industry, many companies are now making it a requirement that before any type of acceptance, your social security number is checked with the SSDI. I don't know what it is like in any other country.

Also consider, as said above, terrorism has placed many countries in a high security status, I'm sure a lot of the material provided in that book is no longer valid. I'm sure procedures have changed. I would hope so anyway.
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