Pranks YOU did..

[Jordi]

I really enjoy reviewing the pranks featured on this website. RBCP comes up with some great ideas. What have any of you done that is just as good? Here are a few of mine.

1. I didn't have a horn in my 1989 Grand Marquis (ghetto-gangsta car). I thought it would be amusing to spend a few dollars on an air horn. When I was behind cars at a stop light, the very second the light turned green, I would hold it outside of my window and hold the button down.  I got a lot of WTF responses.


2. A friend Tony and I took an old CB Radio out to a truck stop. When we came across a channel with some activity, we would say things like, "who taught you how to drive your mama..." and so on.. You would be shocked at how many truck drivers are willing to pull to the side of the highway to do bodily harm. One time we were parked and didn't realize the guy we were arguing with was parked right next to us... He actually got out of his truck... That's when I drove off...

3. We also would go to department store parking lots, in the same ghetto-gangsta car and drive around like we were trying to find a parking lot. When a customer would leave the store, we would speed up and then slam on the breaks like we didn't see the person. Keep in mind we would always have TONS of distance between us and the customer. As well, when you slam on the breaks in a big car, the whole body goes back and fourth.... You should have seen how many people responded negatively.
Another thing you can do at a department store is play an old out-dated song really loud, with all windows down, and drive around looking for a parking lot.

Trust me, people laugh when you have love rollcoaster playing at maximum volume....

We did so many more pranks. You can really have some fun...

[Lestan Gregor]

1 modified Icom 706 MK2G + 1 49mhz cordless phone= paranoid neighbors

[SpaceBison]

Jacked off in the Miracle Whip jars at Ralph's supermarket.

[Raptor]

Today I put a sticker that said "Actual Size!" On a giant iphone poster at the at&t store.

[trevelyn]

ever try and freeze a can of shaving cream, and cut it in half.  then through the frozen halves into someones parked car! (or maybe like 30 halves, and use the floor in the back seat so they cnt see it if they decide to go to the library at 3am) when it thaws it expands like crazy..

[MIB]

I did a prank without realizing it. I work at a store in the department responsible for making sure display items have price signs among other duties.

I made a sign for an iPod dock system about 2 weeks ago. Today a person from the electronics department took the sign to my office to be changed (price reduction). That's when I saw the typo. It said "iPod Dick System.

I'm Surprised no one caught that. The electronics person gave the sign to my boss and gave to me to make another sign with the new price. Evidently she didn't see the typo.

An employee from the electronics department kept the sign as a souvenir.

Yep, the the typo sign was up for two weeks. I should also mention we had a visit from the higher-ups during that time.

MIB

[mr_doc]

I stick needles through the center of unopened condoms. Then I give them to people and say 'Hey, Eazy-E's dead bro. Take this'.

Why the fuck is it called Planned Parenthood? If your getting an abortion there you probably didn't plan on it.

[Tachyon]

Didn't you hear that there's this shadowy cabal of lesbian atheists out to have abortions to sell the stem cells (thus condemning the unborn child to eternal purgatory) now?

[Raptor]

Didn't you hear that there's this shadowy cabal of lesbian atheists out to have abortions to sell the stem cells (thus condemning the unborn child to eternal purgatory) now?

Thats just the kind of thing I want to be supporting. As long as aborting babies is involved.

And what if the Lesbians were hot! Thats like icing on a cake.




Yes, I know, No real life lesbians are ever hot

[trevelyn]

I stick needles through the center of unopened condoms. Then I give them to people and say 'Hey, Eazy-E's dead bro. Take this'.

Why the fuck is it called Planned Parenthood? If your getting an abortion there you probably didn't plan on it.

i always thought people were saying "planet parenthood."

[nonesuch]

a couple of simple ones include faxing black construction paper, and faxing toilet paper.

The black paper drains their toner of course, and the toilet paper will feed from the roll, and leave a pile of paper on their floor.

[Jordi]

One of my favorite places to eat is Golden Corral.  Especially if steak is being served! Unfortunately, because of the small town I reside in, we are lacking many of the better resteraunts. The closest Golden Corral is about thirty minutes away in Wichita, KS. By happenstance, each time we dine at the Golden Corral we are always waited on by the same gay waiter. I don't mind actually and find the conversation and body language rather amusing.

Last Friday we had business in Wichita and decided to stop and eat before we left. This evening our usual waiter was acting very very gay. More so than ever before. People around us took note. I literally cracked up watching the expressions of the men around us as he discussed Louis Vitton handbags. Anyway, two biker dudes sat down at the table next to us. One of them stood out. He had long white hair and a big scar on his face that could be seen a mile away. They seemed disgusted by their waiter and the conversation he had with us.  Watching these men was more amusing than our waiter.

I noticed one had a cell phone he couldn't quite figure out. It appeared he had just purchased it and was asking his friend for help. I decide I would have some fun with this poor man. I wrote down my cell # on a napkin, along with the words, "Call me..." and put it on his table as I was walking out the door. I watched his confused expression from the window as he read my note...

Later that night he called my cell # and left a voice mail requesting a return call... I also did the same with the waiter... Now that I have both of their #'s what should I do with them? Should I conference them together in the wee hours of the morning? Give me some ideas!

[Tachyon]

Shoot up your school.

[frog]

Watching these men was more amusing than our waiter.

[mr_doc]

Fucking gay people. They always have to be different. I hate people that are different from myself. I will harass them via telephone to teach them not to be so different.