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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2007, 06:12:07 PM »
^^^^^ See? The suckers, I mean voters, have spoken!
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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2007, 06:14:11 PM »
I've taken a quick informal poll and can say with reasonable certainty that you can count on the Tachyon Collective's (R) support.

You can count on my steel!
Do you speak two languages?

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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2007, 06:17:19 PM »
HOORAY!

I've officially got my own "grass roots movement."
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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2007, 08:01:43 PM »


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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2007, 08:53:36 PM »
An opposing opinion? Someone kill him quick before it spreads!

EDIT- What I meant to say was the "Nod for Mod" association welcomes all opinions.
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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2007, 06:23:55 AM »
One of my favorite quick dirty un-fixes was always to find the prey's phone box as if to beige box.  Then take a paper clip, unfold it, and bridge the red and green posts.  Instant off hook!  And it always takes a while for the phone company to figure out what is wrong...

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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #36 on: September 21, 2007, 09:18:01 AM »
One of my favorite quick dirty un-fixes was always to find the prey's phone box as if to beige box.  Then take a paper clip, unfold it, and bridge the red and green posts.  Instant off hook!  And it always takes a while for the phone company to figure out what is wrong...

So this one at least knows how to use google? Or maybe he actually knows something?

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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #37 on: September 21, 2007, 03:20:06 PM »
Isn't anyone going to vote for Pedro? I can call Jeb in Florida to fix the ballots.

I did a another prank couple weeks ago,

At the store I work at, I asked the receptionist to page Al Kohallick (alcoholic) to the managers office. She picked up the phone and started to dial the PA extension number when another employee told her it was a joke. She was kind of mad.

Here's one I pulled today,

When I came home there was some state cops and helicopters around my block looking for a guy with a gun. So I took the opportunity to pull a prank. I came in and told my brother to stay inside because they were looking for him because his friend robbed a convenience and dropped his name to the cops.

He got real pissed and probably scared and that's when I told him it was a joke.

P.S. When another employee was at the reception desk I ask her if it was possible to call the store's main number and be transfered to the PA system.

She tried, it didn't work.

It looks like Fred Meyer's has the honor of being the only store with a hijackable PA system. That is until they had to go and fix it. Bastards!

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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2007, 11:29:12 PM »
One of my favorite quick dirty un-fixes was always to find the prey's phone box as if to beige box.  Then take a paper clip, unfold it, and bridge the red and green posts.  Instant off hook!  And it always takes a while for the phone company to figure out what is wrong...

So this one at least knows how to use google? Or maybe he actually knows something?

Givz me teh powurz!

i fail to see what this has to do with google.  if you understand how a beige box works, or even how to close a curcuit, then this is obvious when looking at the phone box, not at google.

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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2007, 11:31:52 PM »
Steve?
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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #40 on: September 23, 2007, 04:55:44 AM »
The irony of a person who repeatedly makes the same retarded mistake calling somebody out for being dumb amuses me.
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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #41 on: September 23, 2007, 03:14:47 PM »
I just don't understand how someone can lurk here for a year and post in that manner. I mean, cheaze whiz, it's not like it's a difficult formula. Thread starts on topic, thread stays on topic for 4-5 posts then someone posts something random/funny and the topic changes. Hilarity ensues. He's lucky I didn't call him out for being off/on topic .My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself..

Anyhow, we squashed the beef. I didn't wanna have to pull out my Heckler and Koch mp5 with the suppressor and hundred round clip and start spraying the place up.
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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #42 on: November 16, 2007, 07:40:00 PM »
Great prank:
Using WinPopup to send cryptic writings from Turkish Gold, the Weasel and myself to every classroom in my high school during computer class instead of giving not a shit whatsoever about fucking useless archaic PASCAL code

Better prank:
Paying a PBS / ETV employee in Illinois to run a screen with the phrase "FUCK YOU BARBARA" for 5 hours straight.

Best prank:
Nailing my best friend's sister. And nailing it HARD, dog.

Tachyon: Quit bringing up old moldy threads or I'll start deleting all your posts, or replacing them with humorous and cutting remarks about your character.

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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #43 on: November 16, 2007, 09:46:07 PM »
Beastiality isn't funny, whether it's with a canine
dog.

Or a bovine
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Re: Pranks YOU did..
« Reply #44 on: November 19, 2007, 07:16:48 AM »
fucking useless archaic PASCAL code

Yeah, we hate learning things here too. I think learning is for, like, idiots who don't think for themselves and just, like, do what the teacher tells them. Can I get back?
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