This one was semi-planned.
Back in High School, I use to jokeingly tease this other semi-hot asian chick named Yagi. One time, she actually got really mad at me and she was trying to throw ketchup packets at me in the caffeeteria. (Guess what warented such hate? I drew a picture of a guy naked and sent it to her. Sensitive huh?)
So at one point we are circling around this table because I am not going to get my pecker bit off by an asian chick. So she just grabs this kids jacket and says "is this yours?"
My stuff was right next to this guys, and the guy it belonged to was the leader of the bean bag fags that annoyed the shit out of us and I had to deal with on a daily basis at lunch anyhow.
So I said "Yea, so it is. WTF are you going to do about it!?!
To my semi shock and delight, she threw the kids jacket on the ketchup stains and started to stomp on it. The emo bean bagger freaked and when Yagi tried to prove what she did I lied and said I did not tell her anything.
So I simply then sat back in my chair and watch one of the most interesting arguments I have ever seen play out.
She did get back at me in a small way later in life, but I will always remember that as long as I lived.