Early 97 I was harassing people on dal.net IRC and tried to fuck with #rock. They loved me immediately for some reason. I guess I made Tannest feel like less of a chanwhore. I was in there for weeks, harassing #mormon, #homeschool and #wwf with my future husband, before I even knew what PLA was all about.
I remember the first time I talked to rbcp because everyone was all "OMG RBCP IS HERE" and I was like "who the fuck rbcp?" and I was mean to him. He told me to be nice to him because he was "fragile."
That's the TRUE story. The FAKE story is that jammie raped me and I was automatically inducted into PLA.