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Offline mgrossa

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Inventory your pockets
« on: June 30, 2006, 10:28:50 AM »
Front Left Pocket-
  Motorola RazrV3 Cellular Phone
  Visine original
  Dark green electric Bic lighter
  2 Namco tokens

Front Right Pocket-
  4 Various padlock keys
  4 House/room keys
  1 Key for Target's fire exit
  1 Norridge knox box key, 1 broken pin
  1 Unidentified key
  1 Keychain
 
Back Left Pocket
  2 Jewelery bags
  1 AMEX Open for Business prepaid debit card
  Strip of 4 Sensormatic EAS labels

Back Right Pocket
  3 One dollar bills
  2 Two dollar bills (ask for these next time you go to the bank, it confuses the hell out of cashiers because they don't know where to put them in the register)
  1 Five dollar bill
  4 Twenty dollar bills
  2 Fifty dollar bills
  1 Business card for Anthony Ortolano, paralegal
  1 CTA Reduced Fare Transit Card
  1 ChicagoCard RFID-FTW-My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
  1 Palmer House Hilton Keycard
  1 Fedex/Kinkos SmartCard
  1 Miranda Rights/Use of Force Scale card
  1 AT&T Calling Card
  1 Cheap-as-hell Mexican calling card
  2 Quarters
  1 Dime
  1 Nickel
  1 Wallet

  I know you have nothing better to do, so take everything out of your pockets and TYPE!
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2006, 10:50:52 AM »
Quote from: mgrossa on June 30, 2006, 10:28:50 AM
I know you have nothing better to do, so take everything out of your pockets and TYPE!
You got me there.

Front right:
Razx V3M
black comb

Front left:
nothing
ipaq h5550 clipped outside

Back right:
Apartment key and car key on an I <3 NY keychain (since my gf took MY keys today)

Back left:
Tri-fold genuine baseball-glove-leather Cleveland Indians (and severely shredded) wallet:
$16 cash
Various ATM receipts
Various cards: Acme, Gamestop, Hollywood Video, Topps, Video Time, Mugzee's Wings, University copy machine card, Blockbuster, AAA, Visa Check Card, Old bank ATM card, Old Univeristy ID (cheap movie tickets & haircuts!), Driver's license, SS card
A poem my gf wrote me when we met
A Visa gift card with 30 cents on it
Spare apartment and car key (because I got tired of locking myself out)
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2006, 11:12:38 AM »
Quote from: beerfuck on June 30, 2006, 10:50:52 AM
ipaq h5550 clipped outside

YOU FUCKING CHEATER!
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2006, 11:45:15 AM »
Quote from: mgrossa on June 30, 2006, 10:28:50 AM
  1 CTA Reduced Fare Transit Card
  1 ChicagoCard RFID-FTW-My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
  1 Palmer House Hilton Keycard

Do you live in Chicago, or are you just visiting?

Oh yeah,

back right pocket: my wallet
front right pocket: my keys, $1.37 cents in change, mostly quarters
front left pocket: cellphone
back left pocket: nothing

shirt pocket: a slip of paper with a phone number on it
« Last Edit: June 30, 2006, 11:48:21 AM by Colonel Panic »
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2006, 12:02:27 PM »
front right:
Pink, diamond studded Sidekick 3

back right:
Helo Kity wallet

back left:
Purple Bic comb

front left:
Strawberry Shortcake keychain, containing my house keys and key to my yellow VW Bug.
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2006, 12:59:29 PM »
Quote from: Colonel Panic on June 30, 2006, 11:45:15 AM
Quote from: mgrossa on June 30, 2006, 10:28:50 AM
  1 CTA Reduced Fare Transit Card
  1 ChicagoCard RFID-FTW-My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
  1 Palmer House Hilton Keycard

Do you live in Chicago, or are you just visiting?

Oh yeah,

back right pocket: my wallet
front right pocket: my keys, $1.37 cents in change, mostly quarters
front left pocket: cellphone
back left pocket: nothing

shirt pocket: a slip of paper with a phone number on it
I live in Chicago, 1 mile from Norridge.
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2006, 03:21:29 PM »
I live in Chicago, near Belmont & Western.
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2006, 03:41:43 PM »
Front left pocket: Fry's Electronics invoice
Front right pocket: Earbud headphones
Right cargo pocket: Count Zero by William Gibson
Left cargo pocket: PSP
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2006, 12:06:23 PM »
Quote from: rbcp on June 30, 2006, 11:12:38 AM
Quote from: beerfuck on June 30, 2006, 10:50:52 AM
ipaq h5550 clipped outside

YOU FUCKING CHEATER!

Heh. The clip thingie is inside the pocket...kinda. sorta. that damn thing is more like a laptop than pda. Im lucky I dont walk with a limp. Even Dockers Mobile Pants got nothing on this.
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2006, 12:44:39 PM »
Left pocket:
Ring of keys: key to my Saturn SC-2, key to my house in NY, two keys to my house in KS, key to the store I work in and key to the OTHER store I worked in.
Silver Zippo(tm) lighter
One eighth, medium quality marijuana

Right pocket:
Double-blown glass pipe
Motorola Razr V3
Yellow Bic(tm) lighter
One $100 bill
Three $20 bills
Two $5 bills
Seven $1 bills.

Left pocket:
Wallet, containing drivers licence, college ID, health insurance card, Metrocard with $50 on it, roundtrip LIRR train ticket, social security card, bank cards and several slips of paper containing valuable docs and phone numbers.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2006, 12:57:53 PM by murd0c »
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2006, 06:44:56 PM »
Quote from: murd0c on July 01, 2006, 12:44:39 PM
Motorola Razr V3


Oh, how I envy you.  I am stuck with a sprint A900.  Their horrible attempt at verizon!
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2006, 08:29:48 AM »
An empty wallet and a $5.00 check :(
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2006, 05:47:42 AM »
Left pocket - nothing
Right pocket - nothing
Back pocket - nothing
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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2007, 06:34:43 AM »
Its a new year, time to inventory your pockets:

Left front pocket: One ring of keys, containing my car key, my keyless entry pad, the key to my house in NY, the keys to my old house in NY, the keys to my house in KS and a View Askew keychain

Right front pocket: RAZR V3, 1 $20 bill.

Left cargo pocket: Sony Cybershot DSC-S650

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Re: Inventory your pockets
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2007, 08:46:32 AM »
im in my boxers, asshole.
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