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Spam Email
« on: November 09, 2007, 11:49:48 AM »
Some days I get spam emails that make me laugh my ass off (I think I may have posted one earlier). Here's one from today:

from   Shawna Z. Messer <Shawna@hq.com>
to   "Trisha P. Heller" <tachyonsemail@tachyonsemail.com>,
date   Nov 9, 2007 12:27 AM
subject   Put an end to your s'e_xual failures!

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Now that you've got a babe that's hot
You wanna hump her moistened twat.
She's cute and taking, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a dic'k she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your shaft will slam her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!

So try today this wonder-pi'll
And change your life at your own will!


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