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iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« on: November 21, 2007, 06:24:42 PM »
Some of you might remember the user from here named iluvinternet24/7.  Somehow she found my oldpeoplearefunny.com site a couple years ago and then ended up signing up for the PLA forums and became a regular here.  One day she PMs me and asks if I can draw a picture for her to give to Raptor.  She doesn't give me a reason, but just wants to give him a picture.  I don't know if they're local to each other or she was going to mail it or what.  Actually I think she originally asked for a signed photograph of me and then Jammie suggested that I just draw her one.  So I did!



But wouldn't you know it, parents of preteen girls don't LIKE it when some weird 35-year-old man sends things to their daughter in the mail.  How was I to know this??  So I start getting frantic messages, I think from Raptor, telling me that iluvinternet24/7's parents are planning to press charges against me and saying I'm a predator and all kinds of craziness.

Iluv gets banned from the internet and nobody hears from her for awhile but she finally sends me a message on Myspace to let me know that she's alive.  Then, at some point this year, she canceled her account on the PLA forums.  I'm not sure if she's still around anywhere else on the net or if her parents have banned her for life. 

Today Raptor PM's me and sends me that scan of the picture I drew.  It only took a year to get to him!  Hopefully when he sees this thread he'll fill in the rest of the story.

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Re: iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2007, 06:44:10 PM »
Interesting piece of internet drama. Although now I have a strange need to masturbate.

Do you often send drawings to pre-pubescent girls or was this your first time? I am leaning for the first time but this is RBCP, anything can happen. Even magic pie.

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Re: iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2007, 06:54:01 PM »
What was edited out?

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Re: iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2007, 06:59:50 PM »
my last name was written on there in weird cursive. I don't know WHO wrote it but I don't trust you goons with it...

Most of the problem here is that the mom is a complete sociopath. The uneducated and dysfunctional kind. She just assumed you were a killer after their kid.

As for how old she is?

She'll be a freshman when I'm a junior in High School
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Re: iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2007, 07:07:13 PM »
my last name was written on there in weird cursive. I don't know WHO wrote it but I don't trust you goons with it...

Most of the problem here is that the mom is a complete sociopath. The uneducated and dysfunctional kind. She just assumed you were a killer after their kid.

As for how old she is?

She'll be a freshman when I'm a junior in High School

Fresh meat it is then.

Touching story. PLA is so full of wonderful things besides the anal rape.  ;D

Not to mention, outside of the missing cat and headset, that drawing of RBCP is disturbingly accurate proportional wise.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2007, 07:08:52 PM by Sidepocket »

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Re: iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2007, 07:27:32 PM »
What was edited out?

I assumed that was some kind of label from when this was sitting in the evidence room at the FBI crime lab.  Thanks for clearing that up, Raptor!  She must have written it on there since I don't know your real name.

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Re: iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2007, 07:33:07 PM »
haha, I bet the FBI has it somewhere too.

The redbox is a nice touch I thought
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Re: iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2007, 08:34:14 PM »
 iluvinternet24/7 was the only person to pm me a happy bday message last november.

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Re: iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2007, 09:30:46 PM »
I'm going to assume that your birthday already happened as your profile currently says you're 27 while the Google cache from Oct 30 says you're 26.

I would wish you a Happy Birthday, but eh.

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Re: iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2007, 10:27:09 PM »
iluvinternet24/7 was the only person to pm me a happy bday message last november.

She used to message all the new users too, welcoming them to the forums. 

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Re: iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2007, 04:58:34 AM »
This is what you get for interacting with thirteen year olds!

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Re: iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2007, 06:00:14 AM »
Some of you might remember the user from here named iluvinternet24/7.  Somehow she found my oldpeoplearefunny.com site a couple years ago and then ended up signing up for the PLA forums and became a regular here.  One day she PMs me and asks if I can draw a picture for her to give to Raptor.  She doesn't give me a reason, but just wants to give him a picture.  I don't know if they're local to each other or she was going to mail it or what.  Actually I think she originally asked for a signed photograph of me and then Jammie suggested that I just draw her one.  So I did!



But wouldn't you know it, parents of preteen girls don't LIKE it when some weird 35-year-old man sends things to their daughter in the mail.  How was I to know this??  So I start getting frantic messages, I think from Raptor, telling me that iluvinternet24/7's parents are planning to press charges against me and saying I'm a predator and all kinds of craziness.

Iluv gets banned from the internet and nobody hears from her for awhile but she finally sends me a message on Myspace to let me know that she's alive.  Then, at some point this year, she canceled her account on the PLA forums.  I'm not sure if she's still around anywhere else on the net or if her parents have banned her for life. 

Today Raptor PM's me and sends me that scan of the picture I drew.  It only took a year to get to him!  Hopefully when he sees this thread he'll fill in the rest of the story.

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Re: iluvinternet24/7 pwned!
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2007, 05:05:03 PM »
my last name was written on there in weird cursive. I don't know WHO wrote it but I don't trust you goons with it...

Most of the problem here is that the mom is a complete sociopath. The uneducated and dysfunctional kind. She just assumed you were a killer after their kid.

As for how old she is?

She'll be a freshman when I'm a junior in High School

I have it! I still don't remember how you got MY last name/campus email address, but I've got your d0cz! I just hope I don't drop them, coz they're heavy and might break a toe.