I shall await their return, particularly Jammie's. First, I must pitch a tent...
Wait! I'm not dead! I put up a post just for you! It's even a dirty one!
I just didn't reply to that last questions because even though I tried twice, I couldn't read it all and keep paying attention. I'd get through a paragraph and realize my mind had wandered to dinner or school or something
I think the lesson here is that I suck at commenting on essays.