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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2007, 04:54:58 AM »
Exactly. I need my baby blood, and I'm sick of those fuckers hoarding it all.
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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2007, 01:04:30 PM »
Your plan relies entirely on the fact that they will assume it is the guy who they just say Paying stealing, rather than the suspicious looking guy with a kiddie pool in his cart running out the door. Don't they have a lot of security cameras that will see you and your FACE?

I know people who steal "VIdeO GamEz!1" from Walmart, it seems like a pretty stupid idea. They were selling them  too, that makes it even riskier.

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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2007, 06:43:36 PM »
I always thought it would be a good idea to get a cashier job and have a friend come to the store with barcode stickers. They cover the barcodes on expensive items with a 10 cent knickknack barcode and then buy them at your register. He doesn't have to worry about the shitty stickers and obvious price mismatch actually fooling anyone and you have plausible deniability since you could have just not been paying attention. You're just a minimum wage cashier who isn't expected to be smart anyway.

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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2007, 04:33:11 AM »
You're just a minimum wage cashier who isn't expected to be smart anyway.

At least, not smart enough to be earning more than minimum wage.
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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2007, 06:54:06 AM »
The bar code trick would probably work well, only problem will be the lack of inventory on that particular item...

then if they review the security footage, you might get screwed.
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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2007, 01:45:20 PM »
Your plan relies entirely on the fact that they will assume it is the guy who they just say Paying stealing, rather than the suspicious looking guy with a kiddie pool in his cart running out the door. Don't they have a lot of security cameras that will see you and your FACE?

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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2007, 04:46:58 PM »
I believe this is what you meant.

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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2007, 09:47:52 AM »
Why isn't this thread rotting in its casket yet?
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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2007, 04:48:05 PM »

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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2008, 02:13:12 AM »
I would like to say that I don't endorse shoplifting, but one of the best techniques for the job is renting a large crane and attaching the cables to each corner of the foundation.
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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2008, 02:18:31 PM »
I know I'm very late into the game to chime into this, but as complicated as Zewb's bait/switch plan seems, it can actually work. 2 people used a slightly modified version of this to rob over $100,000 from Wal-Marts across WI my freshman year. The difference is, they would the decoy come into the store like they wanted to return their products and make a fuss at the customer service desk or somewhere else in the store to make sure that they, and not the other person, were followed to the exit.

The trick is to make sure you don't look out of place. The second you look or act like you don't belong is when you don't. it sounds stupid but it's true.


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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2008, 09:53:33 PM »
I know I'm very late into the game to chime into this, but as complicated as Zewb's bait/switch plan seems, it can actually work. 2 people used a slightly modified version of this to rob over $100,000 from Wal-Marts across WI my freshman year.

Good. I wish more people would rob Wal-Mart. They're nothing but a bunch of evil fucks who exploit Chinese sweatshop workers.

Did those two ever get caught?
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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2008, 10:31:40 PM »
I know I'm very late into the game to chime into this, but as complicated as Zewb's bait/switch plan seems, it can actually work. 2 people used a slightly modified version of this to rob over $100,000 from Wal-Marts across WI my freshman year.

Good. I wish more people would rob Wal-Mart. They're nothing but a bunch of evil fucks who exploit Chinese sweatshop workers.


Wow I completely agree with zewb.
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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2008, 04:14:57 PM »

Did those two ever get caught?

Yes. They confessed to it, as well. Their's should have been an easy catch, since they weren't even using boxes but rubbermaid containers, which shouldn't weigh more than a few pounds but would be chock full of DVDs, software, and any other electronics not bolted down. I'm not really sure how they were caught, but now I want to find out.

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Re: Shoplifting?
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2008, 11:00:24 PM »
As a broke student who overpays tuition every year, I feel the need to liberate overpriced textbooks and other convenience items necessary to education ( which should be free). I also applied this technique to other vendors in order to liberate products in which I feel I have been overcharged for their use , if your interested I can discuss over PM. 
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