Fundies say the Darndest Things!

[Scienceman123]

www.fstdt.com

It's a repository of insane fundamentalist quotes. Here's my favorite, quoted verbatim:

The original sin between Adam and Eve was that they consumned each others own sexual fluids. The tree of the knowledge of good and bad was Adam's penis. If you use a digital camera to take a picture of your erect penis on the side you see when looking down at it and put the picture into your computer you can fit an equilateral triangle around the head of it. This is the Christmas tree. Anamita Muscaria mushrooms (magic mushrooms) grow under evergreen trees and are psychoactive. The Christmas tree is the tree of the knowledge of good and bad which is a symbol for Adam's penis. Semen contains huge amouts of the biochemical substances of PUTRECINE, SPERMIDINE and SPERMINE. SPERMIDINE and SPERMINE are involved in nucleic acid replication in the body and especially the brain which is a DNA computer. PUTRECINE is called PUTRECINE because it smells and taste PUTRID. The substance can also be found in rotton meat and menustration and shit. The original sin altered man's mind and caused man to think in abstract ways and gave them the proclivity and drive to invent and construct things and delve into science that has resulted in all technology we see today. The pursuit of science is destroying the Earth as everything man does is destroying the very planet we live on. This knowledge from Satan the Serpent was a poison knowledge.

The serpent was also Adam's penis. The medical symbol the Caduceus is a pole with a pine cone on top with two serpents wrapped around it. The two serpents are male and female and they are the double helix of DNA and they also represent the Hindu rise of the first (anus) and second (sexual organs) chakras up the spinal column untill they reach the 6th chakra the pineal gland in the center of the brain the seat of imagination, spiritual insight and awareness. This insight can come from the Holy Spirit of YEHOVAH as all the understanding of these things I attribute to him because he has truly lifted my blinders. But information can also come from Satan and his demons from a defiled body and mind. Satan uses the mesolymbic system of the brain to comunicate with man by giving him "advancements" in technology. Sometimes these new "ideas" come in dreams or a preminition in the night. Always this technology that is being given man will lead to man's further degidation and the eventual destruction of the very planet we live on.

Going back to the picture of the penis with the equilateral triangle around the head of it. In the corners there are three empty spaces where you can make three equilateral triangles in the corners. The one in the East is the rising son Horus the one at the top is Amen Ra and the one on the left is Osiris. In Egyption mythology Osiris was chopped up into 13 peices and Isis his lover found all but one peice of Osiris and put him back togther. The only peice she could not find was his penis so she impregnated herself with an evergreen tree while at the same time remained a virgin. A symbol for consuming the semen through oral sex. She gave birth to Horus a hawk headed son god which replaced Osiris' missing penis. The Egyption obelisk is Horus and Osiris' missing penis. Isis ate the mushroom which is a symbol also for the penis and looks like a penis in its early stage. The Horus rising is the the acent of the chakras up the spinal column to the "third eye" the 6th chakra the pineal gland. Occultic scientist magicians named the pineal gland after the pinecone and the penis.

Back to the picture of the penis with the triangle around the head of it. That triangle is the pyramid and the same pyramid on the back of the American one dollar bill. The eye of the penis is the eye on the back of the one dollar bill the second chakra that unites with the 6th chakra the pineal gland. The caduceus is a representation of the serpents the sexual chakras rising to the pineal gland which is in the center of the mesolymbic system of the brain. The center of the brain. The 7th hindu chakra is on the top of the head and this one is achieved when the person is dead and their spirit escapes their body. Satan's original lie that you do not really die. The Christmas tree is Adam's penis which gave man a kind of corrupt defiled knowledge that is leading to his further degridation and eventual self suicide if YEHOVAH did not lovingly intervene and put and end to the madness that Satan has started. PUTRECINE is also found in shit and the first Hindu chakra is the anus. In Kundalini Yoga to eat the semen of the Hindu god Shiva is to gain "salvation and enlightenment" but as you can see it actually imparts damnation and darkness. Most people will decorate their home this year with the Christmas tree and put the forbidden fruits the ornaments on them and give "thanks" to Satan for all the fabricated things inside the presents which is a substitution for the animita muscaria magic mushrooms. The apostate lie of the trinity is taken from the Egyptian Mysteries. Osiris = Father --- Amen Ra = Holy Spirit ---- Horus = Son ---- Isis = Mary ------- Note the trinity doctrine of Christendom is a fabricated lie of Satan and is an apostacy from the truth that YEHOVAH is ONE not three.

Spermine is also a neurotransmitter in the brain. Yes sexual fluids are psychoactive and consuming them will affect the way a person thinks and behaves. The only way to reverse this if you were stupid enough to do it is to pray to YEHOVAH for forgiveness and accept his Son YESHUWA as your savior.

[Scienceman123]

This quote is also where I got my catch phrase.
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[Tachyon]

That doesn't sound like a fundie, fundies believe everything LITERALLY.

[Zazen]

Thats kind of a misconception. They often use source material that is vague and unclear so first they have to make up a "literal" interpretation before they can unyeildingly believe it. It's no more literal than anyone else who interprets vague religious texts; the interpretation is still heavily infected with their own personal slant.

I bet this guys wife cheated on him under the christmas tree. "But honey, the jizz you swallowed is still affecting your brain" must've been a fun conversation.

[ApprenticePhreak]

So this holiday season's items to be included as opposed to the angel atop my tree is a dildoh? Is this correct thinking?

[Nod]

Does that mean my menorah is like eight penises?

[z3wb]

HUNGRY LIONS. A CHRISTIAN'S ONLY WEAKNESS.

[Tachyon]

Does that mean my menorah is like eight penises?

Well I guess maybe the little sockets for the candles are vaginas, and when you light the candle you're...making the urethra burn? Ouch.

[M-26-7]

the urethra burn? Ouch.

Tell me about it. Gonorrhea sucks.

[Nod]

the urethra burn? Ouch.

Tell me about it. Gonorrhea sucks.

Thank G-d for penicillin.

[z3wb]

Penis-Illin' would be a good name for a rap group