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Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« on: January 21, 2008, 08:05:57 AM »
I'm sorry, but I find this hilarious. In NY, there is a 'modeling agency' for ugly people. As far as I can tell, it's really just an online gallery of photos that they took for people to make fun of, but who knows. I tried checking out the site index, but it says I need Flash (which I have) and doesn't do anything else. There's no alternate content that I can find, so, here it is:
http://uglyny.com/gallery.htm
« Last Edit: February 29, 2008, 08:09:31 PM by rbcp »

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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 09:39:29 AM »
I didn't even think to look up the models. That makes things EVEN BETTER!

I'm wondering now if this is the actual modeling service (since most of the models seem to be in the same/similar backdrop) or if this is just some guys from NY who went around collecting images. Either way, it's one of my new favorite sites!

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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 11:23:37 AM »
I know a few of those people up there. Crazy.

Edit: I'd like to take this time to say that most modeling 'agencies' are pure fucking unadulterated scambait bullshit. Most models throw down crazy amounts of money for 'representation', getting their picture taken and getting comp cards printed up, usually at like 10x the going rate for having such things done by yourself. I saw a piece on ABC News about this Ugly NYC place, my boyfriend and I recognized about three people we knew from coming and getting pictures taken or comp cards printed off. It's crazy how much these ugly people will spend to get a moment in the spotlight. Sickening, actually.
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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 04:47:31 PM »
They need ugly people for movies and tv and 'before' pictures in ads. I haven't looked at this site but I can see how there would be a need for an ugly people modeling agency.
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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 11:59:24 PM »
Roxy should be represented by Ugly NYC! HAHAHAHA!

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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2008, 08:39:37 AM »
I wouldn't have been surprised.

You know, if I ever come visit you in NYC, we're totally going to have to go get shots done there. Except, of course, that I'm totally adorable.

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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2008, 09:20:59 PM »
WELL, I am only SLIGHTLY ugly,but very fat

Are there castings for being a fat porno actor ?

I would gladly go

it would be my dream job...

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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 10:54:18 AM »
WELL, I am only SLIGHTLY ugly,but very fat

Are there castings for being a fat porno actor ?

I would gladly go

it would be my dream job...

Ron Jeremy already took it.
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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2008, 05:12:10 AM »
Some of those people really weren't ugly.

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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2008, 07:01:40 AM »
...I tried checking out the site index, but it says I need Flash (which I have) and doesn't do anything else. There's no alternate content...

i typed in http://uglyny.com/index.htm and got what looked like more photos on top of the ones from "gallery.htm"

Some of those people really weren't ugly.

yea i agree

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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2008, 09:02:26 PM »
I only have a regular Xbox and no live account. It makes me a sad panda.
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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2008, 09:06:55 PM »
I can't get my NES to hook up to teh intranetz. :(

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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2008, 09:15:30 PM »
Being Roxy's friend on Xbox Live was my inspiration for this post.  She also got me addicted to Beautiful Katamari.

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Re: Modeling agency for UGLY PEOPLE!
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2008, 09:33:10 AM »
Roxy, please stop spamming. No, we don't want to buy your print. Quit asking.