I don't speak a word of English

[rbcp]

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Some guy I know calls up a Verizon Wireless rep and tells her to transfer him to a Spanish-speaking rep because he doesn't speak any English.  It's a complete ripoff of what I used to do to AT&T operators.

[z3wb]

I wish my parents encouraged my prank calling habits when I was a kid.

[frog]

I wish my parents encouraged my prank calling habits when I was a kid.

Aren't you 10?

[z3wb]

Isn't everybody here 10?

[Nod]

I'm 10 + 15.

[Tachyon]

geezer

[Nod]

I know. In internet years I'm like 80.

[murd0c]

At my call center when people ask me for a spanish speaking rep, I'm happy. It means I get to transfer you, my average handling time goes up, and i get put back into the availibility queue for 10 minutes.

[MegaKitsune]

At my call center when people ask me for a spanish speaking rep, I'm happy. It means I get to transfer you, my average handling time goes up, and i get put back into the availibility queue for 10 minutes.

Same. "YOU SPEAKA SPANEESH?"  "No, lemme transfer you". 

I work in the T-Mobile prepaid division, I dunno if I ever mentioned that before.

[MattGSX]

Ditto. I'll even suggest it to people if they seem have trouble finding a word. Usually, they're too embarrassed to take me up on it, but whatever. It works enough.


Edit: Wonderful use of Payton, by the way.