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Jay-D

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Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« on: February 23, 2008, 10:51:59 PM »
Wanna hear a true story that happened to me earlier today? I was driving eastbound on I-20 near Gordon, TX earlier and this negro gets on the channel and starts rapping and singing some shitty Al Green songs and myself and 30 other drivers were all yelling something to the effect of "shut the fuck up nigger!!" and he literally was talking shit to everyone including this female driver. He was saying he was gonna "smack da shit out dat bitch" so eventually a westbound driver identified what truck this guy was in and every time he started talking shit I'd yell out that he was in a gold Volvo and eventually he wanted to know what truck I was in because he was gonna "stomp a mudhole in my cracker ass" so I told him what truck I was in and what mile post I was at because I wasn't skeert, I've had my ass beat before, no biggie. Anyways we keep going back and forth and finally he shuts up for some reason, he wasn't coming back to all my insults and threats. As I roll up on the 440 mile marker in Ft. Worth I see a Texas state trooper on the shoulder with a gold Volvo... poetic justice baby. thefinger
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2008, 03:51:37 AM »
what.
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2008, 07:21:42 AM »
Hey I liked your pictures, but really those words are so old fashioned that they went out of style with the rotary. Our state troopers are awesome though.
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2008, 03:27:02 PM »
Quote from: Jay-D on February 23, 2008, 10:51:59 PM
"smack da shit out dat bitch"

more like "snack da shit out dat bitch" !! eet more ppl. plz?
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2008, 08:07:57 AM »
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One of these things isn't like the other ones.
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2008, 09:01:09 AM »
I didn't really get it...
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2008, 09:09:00 AM »
Near as ah can figure, some ah the boys didn't take too kindly to one of them there nigras talkin' his rap lingo on them there CBs, so they rounded up a posse and offered him up a whuppin', but John Law beat 'em to the punch.
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2008, 09:28:55 AM »
Oh I see. I didn't read it correctly..damn ADD
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2008, 11:44:59 AM »
Quote from: MattGSX on February 25, 2008, 08:07:57 AM
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2008, 06:18:01 AM »
Quote from: MattGSX on February 25, 2008, 08:07:57 AM
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One of these things isn't like the other ones.

I love how my response gets deleted but matt's stays up... how gay PLA  ::)
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2008, 08:04:26 AM »
Quote from: Jay-D on February 28, 2008, 06:18:01 AM
Quote from: MattGSX on February 25, 2008, 08:07:57 AM
www.livejournal.com
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One of these things isn't like the other ones.

I love how my response gets deleted but matt's stays up... how gay PLA  ::)

Fuck off then.
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2008, 10:45:15 AM »
murd0c took offense to the whole "how gay" part of that post. *rainbowsmiley*
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2008, 11:45:44 AM »
Yeah, gay things seriously offend murd0c.  You really got him there.
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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2008, 12:12:31 PM »
Hey Jay-D :

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Re: Shit-talking trucker gets pwnd
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2008, 12:13:45 PM »
We're not even giving the tits option anymore?
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