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Eye iz gurl
« on: February 25, 2008, 09:02:52 AM »
heya, all...RogueClown here.  i'm 25 and female...i've been lurking for a while, and finally made a forum account.

i don't know a whole lot about phone technology, but i love the prank calls.  i'm thinking i should stay away from the Awesome Boxes Of Many Colours...i've never really done the H/P thing, and probably shouldn't start now since i'm a law student and it may cause some trouble on my character and fitness examination.   :-\  however, i think the podcasts and prank calls are hysterical.
I think you should quit school and spend more time on pranking. That would be way more productive.
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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2008, 09:06:03 AM »
heya, all...RogueClown here.  i'm 25 and female...i've been lurking for a while, and finally made a forum account.

i don't know a whole lot about phone technology, but i love the prank calls.  i'm thinking i should stay away from the Awesome Boxes Of Many Colours...i've never really done the H/P thing, and probably shouldn't start now since i'm a law student and it may cause some trouble on my character and fitness examination.   :-\  however, i think the podcasts and prank calls are hysterical.

Oh come on, if phreaks can manage to get army security clearance I'm sure you can figure out a way around this. Don't let the man keep you down!
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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2008, 10:45:56 AM »
I'm starting to think that everyone here is a girl and they're just masquerading as guys.....

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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2008, 10:49:07 AM »
I'm starting to think that everyone here is a girl and they're just masquerading as guys.....

Is that better than guys masquerading as girls?
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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2008, 11:37:41 AM »
I'm starting to think that everyone here is a girl and they're just masquerading as guys.....

Says the guy who's picture is DEFINATELY a trap.

I'm starting to think that everyone here is a girl and they're just masquerading as guys.....

Is that better than guys masquerading as girls?

FOUR OUT OF FIVE BUTCH LESBIANS SAY YES!
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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2008, 01:29:16 PM »
I think you should quit school and spend more time on pranking. That would be way more productive.

haha...not that i spend much time on school anyway, since it's my last year.  :-P  or, would those maybe ten hours a week i spend in class add that much more productivity to my future as a phone prankster?

Oh come on, if phreaks can manage to get army security clearance I'm sure you can figure out a way around this. Don't let the man keep you down!

that would require me to be "slick."  i'm many things; slick has never been among them.
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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2008, 02:06:19 PM »
Then you have no business practicing law.
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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2008, 02:17:28 PM »
that's probably true...but i've blown six figures [that i don't have] on the bullshit that is law school, so i kind of owe it to myself to see how long i can last in the profession before i fail spectacularly.
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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2008, 02:28:33 PM »
Why not just start with the assumption that you are slick, master your mental self-image and all that shizz?
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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2008, 04:08:37 PM »
I'm starting to think that everyone here is a girl and they're just masquerading as guys.....

Says the guy who's picture is DEFINATELY a trap.

I'm starting to think that everyone here is a girl and they're just masquerading as guys.....

Is that better than guys masquerading as girls?

FOUR OUT OF FIVE BUTCH LESBIANS SAY YES!

You're just jealous....

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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2008, 04:37:06 PM »
Why not just start with the assumption that you are slick, master your mental self-image and all that shizz?

in that case...i've got a bridge for sale.  and you know who's gonna buy it?  you are.  :D
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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2008, 07:19:08 PM »
I'm starting to think that everyone here is a girl and they're just masquerading as guys.....

Says the guy who's picture is DEFINATELY a trap.

I'm starting to think that everyone here is a girl and they're just masquerading as guys.....

Is that better than guys masquerading as girls?

FOUR OUT OF FIVE BUTCH LESBIANS SAY YES!

You're just jealous....

Of the picor the lesbians? 'Cause I'll admit to being jealous of the lesbians right now with no problem at all.
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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2008, 08:12:36 PM »
everyone's jealous of lesbians......

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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2008, 08:16:14 PM »
It's true, they have it made. Not only do they have access to other lesbians' equipment, they have their own as well in a worst case scenario. Also they have multiple orgasms and, being women, they should expect to live a few years longer than men on average.
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Re: Eye iz gurl
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2008, 08:24:55 PM »
It's true, they have it made. Not only do they have access to other lesbians' equipment, they have their own as well in a worst case scenario. Also they have multiple orgasms and, being women, they should expect to live a few years longer than men on average.

not to mention not having to deal with men in bed.  that part kicks ass.
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