Kicked down my door

[Tachyon]

I locked myself out of my house when I was a kid once so I broke a basement window and climbed in.  Then I found a nice sized rock and set it on the floor in the basement so it would look like some hooligan threw a rock through our window.  It worked!

Same thing happened to me, only I kicked it in and stuck my arm in to flip the latch like a real badass. Three months later, it's almost warm enough to take my coat off indoors now!

[ataxicwolf]

Epiphany. I just watched a few minutes of The Bone Collector on TV. There IS a movie with Queen Latifah that doesn't completely suck ass.

I actually just saw this movie last night. Although I thought this was some big joke, its actually true.

[jx]

When I was a youngin, my big friend (6', 600lbs) swung our locked sliding glass door open just enough so I could enter. Not only was it locked, it had one of those "security" doohickeys on the track which, in theory, is supposed to prevent the door from sliding. He simply swung it back and forth forcing it to open little by little.

[mr_doc]

When I was a youngin, my big friend (6', 600lbs) swung our locked sliding glass door open just enough so I could enter. Not only was it locked, it had one of those "security" doohickeys on the track which, in theory, is supposed to prevent the door from sliding. He simply swung it back and forth forcing it to open little by little.

What the fuck does that have to do with Queen Latifah or kicking down doors

[CerealKiller]

When I was a youngin, my big friend (6', 600lbs) swung our locked sliding glass door open just enough so I could enter. Not only was it locked, it had one of those "security" doohickeys on the track which, in theory, is supposed to prevent the door from sliding. He simply swung it back and forth forcing it to open little by little.

What the fuck does that have to do with Queen Latifah or kicking down doors

It actually does have something to do with kicking down door technically. Since this thread is basically about trying to get into your own house.

[ataxicwolf]

When I was a youngin, my big friend (6', 600lbs) swung our locked sliding glass door open just enough so I could enter. Not only was it locked, it had one of those "security" doohickeys on the track which, in theory, is supposed to prevent the door from sliding. He simply swung it back and forth forcing it to open little by little.

What the fuck does that have to do with Queen Latifah or kicking down doors

It actually does have something to do with kicking down door technically. Since this thread is basically about trying to get into your own house.

or getting in to Queen Latifah....LAWL

[jx]

When I was a youngin, my big friend (6', 600lbs) swung our locked sliding glass door open just enough so I could enter. Not only was it locked, it had one of those "security" doohickeys on the track which, in theory, is supposed to prevent the door from sliding. He simply swung it back and forth forcing it to open little by little.

What the fuck does that have to do with Queen Latifah or kicking down doors

Uhhh... my friend is big like Queen Latifah. Jees, it was so obvious. Do you need everything explained to you?