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So I bet many of you have noticed my name 'chrispeacock'. Say it fast. Go on. Sounds like crispy cock, doesn't it?

Many supermarkets take my false name at face value. Attached is a prank call to a british supermarket called ASDA where I get them to call for Chris Peacock over the tannoy. Needless to say, lulz ensued.

I have other calls where I get them to say 'Drew Peacock' and 'Tess Cosis-Cheaper' (Tesco is another supermarket in the UK). You also may be wondering why all my calls are aimed at ASDA. Well, one day I found out that they discontinued one of my favourite drinks, making them fair game in my eyes.

And this is one of my earlier calls (from about 2 years ago, I think) so I sound like a 14 year old and I suck. I am pretty decent now in the prank call department like!

Oh, this prank call is CC licensed, so go nuts. Share, copy. Whatever.

If you don't get my accent, that is fine. I live in a backwater town in the North where the bulk of people suffer from severe mental retardation. I am not joking. Just google 'widnes'.

Either way, I have been told I sound polish/swedish/german. I sound nothing like Hugh Grant. Thankfully.

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Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 03:38:48 PM »
Are you related to Joe Peacock?
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Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2008, 11:23:24 AM »
Are you related to Joe Peacock?

I am related to Anita Bath!

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Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2008, 11:36:43 AM »
I'm related to Al Coholic.

PDXUSA sucks my ass.


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Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
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Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 05:31:12 AM »


That guy almost certainly got bullied in school.

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Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2008, 03:39:13 PM »
now now kiddies,dont forget mike huntstinks.

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Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2008, 04:11:36 PM »
Mike Hawk over here.
Do you speak two languages?

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Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 05:11:07 PM »
"Mike Hawk, has anyone seen Mike Hawk?"

PDXUSA sucks my ass.

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Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 09:05:57 PM »
Related Links:

Bart Simpson's Gag Name Prank Calls

Gag Name Collect Calls (I don't think these are very funny but your humor barometer may differ from mine.)

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Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 04:45:19 PM »
Pete Zahut
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Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2008, 09:23:18 AM »
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/audioairport.htm

Those are some similarly themed pranks done to an airport a few years back.  They take it a little further than things like Mike Ockhurts.

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Re: How to get a supermarket to say sexual inuendo over the phone
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2008, 03:55:24 PM »
So I bet many of you have noticed my name 'chrispeacock'. Say it fast. Go on. Sounds like crispy cock, doesn't it?

Many supermarkets take my false name at face value. Attached is a prank call to a british supermarket called ASDA where I get them to call for Chris Peacock over the tannoy. Needless to say, lulz ensued.

I have other calls where I get them to say 'Drew Peacock' and 'Tess Cosis-Cheaper' (Tesco is another supermarket in the UK). You also may be wondering why all my calls are aimed at ASDA. Well, one day I found out that they discontinued one of my favourite drinks, making them fair game in my eyes.

And this is one of my earlier calls (from about 2 years ago, I think) so I sound like a 14 year old and I suck. I am pretty decent now in the prank call department like!

Oh, this prank call is CC licensed, so go nuts. Share, copy. Whatever.

If you don't get my accent, that is fine. I live in a backwater town in the North where the bulk of people suffer from severe mental retardation. I am not joking. Just google 'widnes'.

Either way, I have been told I sound polish/swedish/german. I sound nothing like Hugh Grant. Thankfully.


http://www.timeinc.net/fortune/information/presscenter/cnnmoney/bios/CNN_ChrisPeacock.html