a few years ago my friends and I would get bored and call hotels around the area and mess with people. One we thought up was to call a random room like 234 in the middle of the night and talk shit/ tell him to quiet down or you'll kick his ass and stuff like that. Once you get them pissed off enough, tell them to meet you out in the hall in 10 min to fuck his world up. If the guy says he'll be there, call another room a door or 2 down and do the exact same them. Tell him to meet you in the hall in 5 min for an ass whooping. If all goes well, he agrees. It was hilarious up until a point, because you never get to see a fight. I usually call back to see what happened. I don't know how to record calls, or I'd let you guys listen. If you guys try it, record it and post it here!