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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2008, 07:04:47 PM »
Having not driven for over a year, I say fuck oil on a daily basis. I "don't drive one day a year" enough for over 400 people, and counting. Quit your "minor sacrifice to a life of convenience" shit and try making a real change.

How would I pick up dates?

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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2008, 07:28:43 PM »
Oil fucks us for 365 days a year yet we only fuck oil for one?
Somehow i dont see this one day action making a big difference but wtf i'm in.
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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2008, 08:11:20 PM »
Having not driven for over a year, I say fuck oil on a daily basis. I "don't drive one day a year" enough for over 400 people, and counting. Quit your "minor sacrifice to a life of convenience" shit and try making a real change.

How would I pick up dates?

Dont most of them have drivers that drop them off and pick them up? ;)

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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2008, 08:28:35 PM »
Having not driven for over a year, I say fuck oil on a daily basis. I "don't drive one day a year" enough for over 400 people, and counting. Quit your "minor sacrifice to a life of convenience" shit and try making a real change.

How would I pick up dates?

On your bicycle. Duh. That's what totally sweet back pegs and handlebars are for.

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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2008, 02:27:11 AM »
Having not driven for over a year, I say fuck oil on a daily basis. I "don't drive one day a year" enough for over 400 people, and counting. Quit your "minor sacrifice to a life of convenience" shit and try making a real change.

How would I pick up dates?

Even if I drove I never pick up people and drive them around. Too fucking boring.

Always have met the dates at the date destination. Way better, I think it actually increases the sex later on.  ;D

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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2008, 10:09:25 PM »
On July 4th don't buy any oil. Tell your friends. That is all.

well considering my living depends on an oil based product (ULSD) I can't afford to not buy diesel for a day, I burn $550-700 worth per day...... OH WAIT I'M ON VACATION, NIGGERS!! FUCK YEAH!! GREY GOOSE AND FIREWORKS DON'T MIX WELL :(


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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2008, 11:16:22 PM »
Having not driven for over a year, I say fuck oil on a daily basis. I "don't drive one day a year" enough for over 400 people, and counting. Quit your "minor sacrifice to a life of convenience" shit and try making a real change.

Oh yeah? I've declared open war on SUVs. Every Hummer I see is a target. Literally, I'm not kidding. At night I go out and destroy them. When I started a while back I would just pour sugar or sand into the gas tank or break all the windows if I'd had a particularly stressful day, but I've moved onto better things now.

Now it's more my style to puncture the tires (so the owner is fucked for the day and therefore has the whole time period to re-evaluate their decisions in life) and spray paint creative epithets on the side (painting is expensive, so I've got free roving billboards for at least a while in a best case scenario).

Back in my "Anarchist Cookbook" fanboy days I was a fan of the time-honoured 'shotgun in the muffler' trick or a plain old pipe bomb (I'm no psycho, I set these off BEFORE the piggies arrive on the scene) underneath the engine. One of these days I'll make a killer batch of thermite and reduce a planet-raper to a lump, giving the impression of being smited by Captain Planet himself.

Sure it's made me a bit jumpy as time has gone by, but I wouldn't trade my mission for the world. I sleep in the day most of the time so I have few human contacts, and nobody notices me for the most part. I only work a few months in one place before bussing off for a new town and assumed identity. I travel light and set up shop in each new location in a few days and within a week to produce my tools of the trade I'm back in action, and the body count continues its relentless rise.

How's that for 'real change' ?
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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2008, 06:31:39 AM »
Having not driven for over a year, I say fuck oil on a daily basis. I "don't drive one day a year" enough for over 400 people, and counting. Quit your "minor sacrifice to a life of convenience" shit and try making a real change.

agreed.  i haven't driven for about eight years, and i don't miss it.  in fact, i like it better.  i've lived in a couple places over that time, and i feel a lot closer to my surroundings when i walk or take public transportation.
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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2008, 01:26:47 PM »
How's that for 'real change' ?
That's the kind of action we need... FUCK HUMMERS, FUCK SUVs. I wonder wear the nearest hummer dealer is...?

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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2008, 04:37:53 PM »
Having not driven for over a year, I say fuck oil on a daily basis. I "don't drive one day a year" enough for over 400 people, and counting. Quit your "minor sacrifice to a life of convenience" shit and try making a real change.

Oh yeah? I've declared open war on SUVs. Every Hummer I see is a target. Literally, I'm not kidding. At night I go out and destroy them. When I started a while back I would just pour sugar or sand into the gas tank or break all the windows if I'd had a particularly stressful day, but I've moved onto better things now.

Now it's more my style to puncture the tires (so the owner is fucked for the day and therefore has the whole time period to re-evaluate their decisions in life) and spray paint creative epithets on the side (painting is expensive, so I've got free roving billboards for at least a while in a best case scenario).

Back in my "Anarchist Cookbook" fanboy days I was a fan of the time-honoured 'shotgun in the muffler' trick or a plain old pipe bomb (I'm no psycho, I set these off BEFORE the piggies arrive on the scene) underneath the engine. One of these days I'll make a killer batch of thermite and reduce a planet-raper to a lump, giving the impression of being smited by Captain Planet himself.

Sure it's made me a bit jumpy as time has gone by, but I wouldn't trade my mission for the world. I sleep in the day most of the time so I have few human contacts, and nobody notices me for the most part. I only work a few months in one place before bussing off for a new town and assumed identity. I travel light and set up shop in each new location in a few days and within a week to produce my tools of the trade I'm back in action, and the body count continues its relentless rise.

How's that for 'real change' ?

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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2008, 06:15:18 PM »
DO NOT FUCK OIL!!!

Sure it might seem like a good idea because it lubricates but it burns like hell.

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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2008, 04:40:25 AM »
fart powered cars FTW!

but you still need oil to set aflame and throw over your castle walls... its verry inportant.
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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2008, 05:22:15 AM »
What if I told you I'm actually just a homicidal maniac who uses the alleged environmental terrorism to create a human shield of hot teenaged girls who think I'm deep and mysterious to distract from my obvious psychosis?

"Big Prison" sounds like a pretty gay thing to be supporting.
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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2008, 06:44:10 AM »
I say fuck the environmentalist nutcases that fight to prevent ANY oil exploration/development in North America! They keep the supply low and keep dependency on imports and prices high. The enviro-nazis would be happier if everyone lived in mud huts and smelled like the dirty hippies of the 60s! You owe your very existence and the lifestyle you enjoy daily to "big oil", now get down on your knees and suck his dick!

Oh yea, fuck the "man-made global warming" hoax while your at it!

Summary:
I love capitalism more and more when it pisses off pea-brains with zero life experience - pretending they know something about life, economics and politics - when they probably have yet to pay any income tax and still live by the good graces of their parents. lulz!

And yea, I do support YOU going out there and destroying private property for your political causes... After all, I'm a supporter of "big prison" as well.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Any intelligent points that we may have gleaned from this post are negated by the fact that you created an account for the sole purpose of trolling. I'm glad you're investing your time in such an intelligent manner. Why don't you make an account to imitate a forum user that has actually been active and creating controversy in the last few months?

Also, anyone who has to indicate they're summing up their thoughts by prefixing it with summary is either a rube. You're supposed to make the summary clear with your logical conclusions, not with the word "summary". That's like starting a conclusion with "In conclusion".

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Re: International Fuck Oil Day - July 4
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2008, 08:03:20 AM »
I say fuck the environmentalist nutcases that fight to prevent ANY oil exploration/development in North America! They keep the supply low and keep dependency on imports and prices high. The enviro-nazis would be happier if everyone lived in mud huts and smelled like the dirty hippies of the 60s! You owe your very existence and the lifestyle you enjoy daily to "big oil", now get down on your knees and suck his dick!

Oh yea, fuck the "man-made global warming" hoax while your at it!

Summary:
I love capitalism more and more when it pisses off pea-brains with zero life experience - pretending they know something about life, economics and politics - when they probably have yet to pay any income tax and still live by the good graces of their parents. lulz!

And yea, I do support YOU going out there and destroying private property for your political causes... After all, I'm a supporter of "big prison" as well.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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