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Offline ryanfido

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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2006, 11:37:35 PM »
"get your dog out of my yard"

"the test came back positive, he's yours"

"wat R U up 2?"

"wtf?"

"Hi, this is Bill with Verizon, there seems to be a problem with your phone, I'm going to need you
to reply with your Social Security number, your billing zip code, and the credit card you have on file
with us."

"I saw you on myspace, you're ugly"

"peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time"
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Offline Nagasakinuker

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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2006, 12:51:29 PM »
Quote from: beerfuck on August 02, 2006, 09:14:55 PM
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I have AIDS, and now so do YOU"

I neerly choked laughing so hard at that.
« Last Edit: August 03, 2006, 02:29:33 PM by Nagasakinuker »
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2006, 02:32:49 PM »
Well, good ones are the ones which make the person think you know them...Or they know you, like...
"Hey, don't fogetto fone me, ok?"
"Hey, it's me, you rememebr what you promised?"
Or
"Hey, I'm Horny, will you make itover today?".XD
But, seriosuly, w/e you'd send a friend of yours goes.
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2006, 09:20:38 PM »
"Have you checked the children?"

"y u kik my dog?!"

"do you want Trojan or Semenstoppers?"

"OMG HAX!1"
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2006, 11:40:50 PM »
I personaly like the idea of spoofing the number to 0000000000 and saying "The matrix has you." If I was just an average technology user and didnt know how people can spoof stuff like caller id I would be creeped the hell out by that kinda message coming from that number


of couse then you cant hear the responce... but fun is still had
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2006, 06:36:31 PM »
"Does your wife(or husband) have a clue about us?"

"The police won't find anything, I buried the body."

"PLA Radio bitch"

Haha, I like the AIDS one, thats awesome.
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2006, 11:33:44 PM »
now that i think about it, once when i had verizon, there was this chat room thing, and i was always chatting with people in like the UK, but once a USA number came up, and i kept texting him "i see you" and he called me a lot and cussed me out.
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2006, 04:53:53 AM »
Maybe "I just found out.  How could you???"  Could even add "Come right home we need to talk" to it :)
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2006, 01:24:34 AM »
"we need to talk about the test results!"
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2006, 09:58:11 AM »
"I just found out.  How could you???" ... Keep it simple + familiar... this one wins.  So open-ended!  When you rhyme about AIDS it's little obvious it's fake.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2006, 07:23:09 AM by ghostman »
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2006, 05:50:58 AM »
"I love you" works well.  We grabbed a mates phone once and sent an "I love you" text to a random girl in his contacts.
We found out a few days later she was some ugly chick that he chatted to on MSN, and she was ecstatic because she had had a mad crush on him for years.  He then had to tell her he wasn't interested.  We laughed.  Anyway...

Another good one would be "I don't care if you're pregnant, I'm still not going to marry you!"

Then again, that works better when you yell it at a girl in a public place  :P
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2006, 05:13:14 PM »
There is a google firefox extension that allows you to text message phones from your PC!
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2006, 05:30:10 PM »
link please :)
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2006, 05:32:11 PM »
Nevermind...I wasted 3 seconds and got it myself :) Now send me your cell number so I can see if this really works!

[url][http://www.google.com/tools/firefox/sendtophone/index.html/url]
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2006, 07:51:13 PM »
do u send those text msg by pc or by phone
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