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Offline rbcp

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Text messaging random people
« on: July 24, 2006, 08:00:26 AM »
In the last episode of PLA Radio I got all kinds of angry responses by txting "Fuck you motherfucker" to about 500 people.  What other messages would be good for angering/confusing large numbers of people? 

Spessa suggested that I send, "I have gonorrhea and I am required by the state to inform you." 

Jammie says a simple, "I am watching you." should do the trick.

I was originally thinking of sending "I love you" to 500 people, in hopes of maybe a jealous wife/husband seeing it on their spouse's phone.

Anyone have other ideas?
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2006, 11:55:24 AM »
For some reason I think "Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?" would be funny.

Barring that, nonspecific, open-ended questions might ellicit an interesting response.  "Well, are you done yet?"  "Almost here?" "How many do we need?"

Or, you could take that idea and make it seem like you're up to no good, ie, "Did you dump it?"  "Cover your tracks," or "Call me when you've gotten her to talk."
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2006, 12:54:39 PM »
"Meet me at the Branding Iron, motherfucker!!"  :)

or  "We're over!!!"

Those seem worthwhile.

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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2006, 03:00:10 PM »
The bomb is in place

Just don't let your wife find out

The camera in your room broke can you go fix it?

Password protect your damn web cam

I'm outside with my cloths off
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2006, 04:21:00 PM »
"Last night was CRAZY! You think that guy is still alive?"
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2006, 04:44:09 PM »
Speaking of text messageing I know something really annoying, my "friend",text messages me everyday with dumb stuff like "wacha doin" "u still me frind" "wacha wearing" "i bord so i text"

I call him everyday and politly tell him to cut it out, then he crys and goes "I thought you were my friend!" Then he doesn't show up for school for a week straight, then when he finally comes back he comes up to me and my non-geeky friends and just sits with us staring at everyone. Then he goes into the bathroom and bites his lip until it is so swolen he has to go home, he doesn't show up to school for days after that.  Then he calls me during class and leaves dumb prank call voice messages on my phone.  I don't know why I ever gave that loser my phone number, if I remember right I didn't.  He asked someone else for it (not me). 

Man I just really got off topic there.
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2006, 06:55:33 PM »
Quote from: z09 on July 24, 2006, 04:44:09 PM
Speaking of text messageing I know something really annoying, my "friend",text messages me everyday with dumb stuff like "wacha doin" "u still me frind" "wacha wearing" "i bord so i text"

I call him everyday and politly tell him to cut it out, then he crys and goes "I thought you were my friend!" Then he doesn't show up for school for a week straight, then when he finally comes back he comes up to me and my non-geeky friends and just sits with us staring at everyone. Then he goes into the bathroom and bites his lip until it is so swolen he has to go home, he doesn't show up to school for days after that.  Then he calls me during class and leaves dumb prank call voice messages on my phone.  I don't know why I ever gave that loser my phone number, if I remember right I didn't.  He asked someone else for it (not me). 

Man I just really got off topic there.

Holy crap, that post had no point.
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2006, 07:26:12 PM »
Quote from: murd0c on July 24, 2006, 06:55:33 PM

Holy crap, that post had no point.

Yeah, I know.  I was going to talk about annoying things in text messages but then my mind wondered, and I began telling a long pointless story, which that reminds me of something.
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2006, 07:46:33 PM »
Quote from: z09 on July 24, 2006, 07:26:12 PM
Yeah, I know.  I was going to talk about annoying things in text messages but then my mind wondered, and I began telling a long pointless story, which that reminds me of something.

It reminded me of that time where you emailed me once and I didn't respond so you emailed me 6 more times asking what my problem was.  Actually that happened twice with you, I think.
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2006, 09:34:24 PM »
Quote from: rbcp on July 24, 2006, 07:46:33 PM
It reminded me of that time where you emailed me once and I didn't respond so you emailed me 6 more times asking what my problem was.  Actually that happened twice with you, I think.

You could do that.  Text someone and if they don't respond, just keep on texting them.
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2006, 10:41:14 PM »
You should have asked 500 people if they would (___verb___) your (___adjective___) (___noun___).
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2006, 10:52:16 PM »
"I am so sorry about your car, I drank way too much last night."
"Using credit cards on line is dangerous. Thanks for the boat."
"Fuck, she's dead. I didn't mean for this to happen, I was just trying to teach her a lesson."

Anything that invades the security of the welfare of their personal items.
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2006, 11:16:07 AM »
"I found your stash thanks for the weed!"
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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2006, 01:09:45 PM »
How about "I'm pregnant you fucker!"

or

"You are NOT the father!"

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Re: Text messaging random people
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2006, 09:14:55 PM »
"Want some oral tonight?"

"Who the hell are you?"

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I have AIDS, and now so do YOU"

"I'm horny. can you make it over tonight?"

..I dunno. I'm sleepy as hell. An idea that would work if they OR their spouse found it would be great.
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