I'm about to waste 100 pages of paper

[ApprenticePhreak]

On the neighbor's wireless network. I'm pretty sure it's the network of this big fat guy who likes shooting cats with his pellet gun. I'm conflicted on what to print. I was going to write a mock terrorist proposal and let the last page read "burn this after reading, praise Allah," but I don't want it turned into the police and have them kick my door down screaming at me.

However if I do something else there will be no police; only more drunken hollering followed by hunting those pesky cats with his pellet rifle. I could also print out a list of names just to scare him, too. It'd be fun either way. Open for tips and suggestions for another half hour, after that it's more than likely going to be lyrics from bands I listen to, or recipes for Japanese food. 

[MIB]

Simply open MS Paint and make a large black box. This will make him run out of ink real quick.

Or maybe Goatse and Tubgirl. Or some screen shots of 2 Girls and 1 Cup.

A real long cryptic message with the CIA seal at the bottom.

http://www.criminalsearches.com/ <---See if he has a criminal record. If so have it print on his machine. Maybe add charges of cruelty to animals and unlawful use of a pellet gun.

Or something like Error 1404: Reboot Printer. Contact Technical Support.

That's all I have so far.

MIB

[ErrorLoading]

I like the error message idea.

Make some official looking error message with an HP logo or something.  Ask him to call in for tech support on how to recalibrate his hard drive with his computer and give a real HP tech support number.  Maybe even call in before hand and open a ticket with a service rep and print that reference number on the sheet, too. 

Or, you could schedule your own "Our tech will call you at this time".  Make up something about how HP's turning a new leaf in having it's customer service reps call customers instead of the customers being forced to call in and wait.  Then you could easily ID spoof and make him do some great and amazing things to his PC.

Record plz, k thx.

[Nod]

You should print PETA flyers or MIB's criminal report. The pellet gun charge would be "Discharging a firearm within city/town limits." Yes, a bbgun or pellet gun is considered a firearm under the law.

[Zazen]

Combine it with another event. Maybe send some pizzas to his house and start printing pizza menus a few minutes before the likely delivery time. Then do a taxi and print the taxi companys yellow-pages ad. Then chinese food.

Then print something weird and see if he walks out of his house looking for it. Like male strippers or bulldozers or something.

[MelloKira]

You should do the tech support thing, but don't post a real tech support number. Instead, use your Grandcentral one and print that at the bottem. He'll call you and you can have him screw up his PC pretty bad.

[Sidepocket]

Two thing would be good here.

1) Child Porn. Then call the police on him.

2) Two black paces of construction paper, tape both ends together in a loop and 100x that fax.

[Nod]

Wouldn't you have to have CP in the first place to print it out on his printer....

[ApprenticePhreak]

I printed a few lyrics from KFMDM and Angelspit. Tomorrow I'll be doing the 401 errors and pizza deliveries. It'll be something fun to do while I wait for job interviews.

[Sidepocket]

Wouldn't you have to have CP in the first place to print it out on his printer....

Wouldn't you have to have a gun in the first place so you can plant it on him...

You see how dumb that sounds? 

[spessa]

You should make friends with this guy.  He sounds cool.  He only shoots cats because he's so depressed about being fat.  If you really care about cats (which you should) you need to invite him out to a movie, or dinner.  Tell him he's good looking.  Do whatever it takes.  Then, when you're hanging out at his house sometime, while he's taking a 3 hour long shit, you can hand draw things onto his printer paper.  It'll make for many giggling quietly episodes in case you're not the kind of person that laughs out loud very loudly and/or loudly laughs out loud while rolling on the floor getting dirty.

[m0rdekai]

I printed a few lyrics from KFMDM and Angelspit. Tomorrow I'll be doing the 401 errors and pizza deliveries. It'll be something fun to do while I wait for job interviews.

I CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, EVER. if you can do it remotly or not, but try and make his printer an IP printer.  Then post the IP.

[cMc_TPhreak]

This guy sounds kinda cool. You should make friends wi... aw hell, totally beaten. SPESSA!

[Godot]

Wouldn't you have to have CP in the first place to print it out on his printer....

Yes, and your point is?

[Nod]

This guy sounds kinda cool. You should make friends wi... aw hell, totally beaten. SPESSA!

ITT: CnC brings up a month old thread and Godot doesn't even notice. WUT TEH HELL GAIZ???/?//???////??