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I'm depressed.
« on: August 25, 2008, 12:41:21 AM »
I just had to kill a rabbit. I've never had to kill anything before. My dog attacked it, and it was dark outside so I couldn't really see. And I had to jump on my dog and wrestle him down to get it out of his mouth. But by that time the rabbit (whom I named Ivory) was badly injured. His intestines and stomach were hanging out and his back legs were broken. After caring for Ivory for almost 2 hours, little bugs began to cover him and I was forced to end his suffering. So now I'm really depressed. Someone please cheer me up.
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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2008, 12:45:07 AM »
Well, at least you don't have AIDS!
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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2008, 01:14:52 AM »
that's true :)

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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 01:25:30 AM »
You let him suffer for two hours!
Dude thats hardcore!
How did you finally clip him?

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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 02:10:26 AM »
Trade you a sticker for the skin.
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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 02:29:44 AM »
make sure you do something with the corpse. eat it or something. also got any pics?

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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2008, 02:37:29 AM »
Did your dog ever belong to Michael Vick ?

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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 05:15:29 AM »
I just had to kill a rabbit. I've never had to kill anything before. My dog attacked it, and it was dark outside so I couldn't really see. And I had to jump on my dog and wrestle him down to get it out of his mouth. But by that time the rabbit (whom I named Ivory) was badly injured. His intestines and stomach were hanging out and his back legs were broken. After caring for Ivory for almost 2 hours, little bugs began to cover him and I was forced to end his suffering. So now I'm really depressed. Someone please cheer me up.

This'll cheer you up. If you had just let the dog finish with it then it wouldn't have suffered in horrible pain for two hours while you tried to play vet. Also, you don't name animals that are food items. EVER.
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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2008, 05:44:37 AM »
Dig up the dead rabbit and send it to me. I will have sex with it.

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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2008, 07:02:08 AM »

i jwust accidentwee a whowe wabbit. is that bad?
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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2008, 12:49:51 PM »
I'm serious about that skin, for twenty bucks and some antlers I'll make you a jackalope.
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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2008, 01:07:42 PM »
It's Pet Cemetery time!  ;D

Oh, and I am sure you must have pissed off a PeTA member somewhere for the shit beating your dog got afterwords. I know one of my Pits would!

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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2008, 04:44:42 PM »
You posted this in the wrong forum. I think it would be better suited Here.

Was this a pet rabbit? If so, why were you letting it run around outside in the first place? You're lucky it was your dog, who you know isn't rabid, that got it. Imagine if a rabid wild animal got it. Then, if your rabbit bit or scratched you, you'd have to go through several rounds of rabies vaccinations, none of which are pleasant.

Three final words: Spanish Rabbit Stew. You should have made like the Natives and made sure the widdle bunny's body didn't go to waste. Waste is a sin.


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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2008, 05:25:37 PM »
You posted this in the wrong forum. I think it would be better suited Here.

Was this a pet rabbit? If so, why were you letting it run around outside in the first place? You're lucky it was your dog, who you know isn't rabid, that got it. Imagine if a rabid wild animal got it. Then, if your rabbit bit or scratched you, you'd have to go through several rounds of rabies vaccinations, none of which are pleasant.

Three final words: Spanish Rabbit Stew. You should have made like the Natives and made sure the widdle bunny's body didn't go to waste. Waste is a sin.


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Re: I'm depressed.
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2008, 07:54:42 PM »
You posted this in the wrong forum. I think it would be better suited Here.
Three final words: Spanish Rabbit Stew. You should have made like the Natives and made sure the widdle bunny's body didn't go to waste. Waste is a sin.


SINNER!!!

Be sure to save the tendons, they have many uses.
Do you speak two languages?

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