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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #150 on: February 24, 2009, 11:37:52 PM »

Sorry for telling you to go away a while back. Anyone who likes Rush and quotes TMBG in their profile is ok by me. *bangyourhead*
That's o.k. No one can understand when I'm trying to be funny, ironic, quote random things, or a mix of the them. "It's hard to understand me from the language I use..." But I knew someone in the PLA would recognize TMBG quotes when they see them. And as for RUSH... I was sure that anyone that has ever heard RUSH would "spill their lifeblood over" with all of the garbage music in the air. Things like "...but you didn't ask me, so... I don't know why you are disappointed to not find any meaning in my post." is just me trying to be funny, ironic, and quote random things...
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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #151 on: March 05, 2009, 08:34:47 AM »
PEEK A BOO! I SEE YOU! HAI RICHARD!

 :nonsense: :nonsense: :nonsense: :nonsense:

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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #152 on: March 05, 2009, 09:39:18 AM »
PEEK A BOO! I SEE YOU! HAI RICHARD!

 :nonsense: :nonsense: :nonsense: :nonsense:

Jenn showed me access logs this morning, showing that hits are coming to this thread from Richard's employer's website.  If it's him, then HI RICHARD!  If it's someone else from the company, be sure to take a look at the official Richard Cardo page, which speculates that Richard is probably making his Fat Man in a Tie video series on company time.

http://www.phonelosers.org/richardcardo/

Have you reported employee theft today?

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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #153 on: March 06, 2009, 11:36:29 AM »
http://www.phonelosers.org/stuff/access_log_from_richards_work.txt

That file contains certain bits of the phonelosers.org access logs which pertain to Richard's obsessiveness over me.  There's some pretty funny stuff in there!  Things like...

  • Richard spends quite a bit of time on phonelosers.org
  • Richard is a subscriber to PLA Radio!  He uses Itunes and it checks his feed every few days.
  • Richard recently listened to some of the tech support pranks.  I bet he's doing voice print work on me now!
  • Richard visits this thread just about every goddamn day.  Hi Richard!  We'll try to post in here more to keep you entertained.
  • Richard also likes to visit www.phonelosers.org/richardcardo/a lot.
  • Soon after I left Richard a very friendly voicemail, asking him to watch my YouTube video and to hurry up and apologize to me, Richard visited this page to show him how to copy cell phone voicemails to his computer.  That thread just happened to contain a hotlinked PLA image in it, which is how I noticed him there.  Wonder if he ever succeeded at that.
  • Several different computers at Richard's work are accessing phonelosers.org, especially recently.  Wonder if it's all Richard or if the other employees are starting to read up on him.  "Hey Frank, check out this site that has a bunch of weird shit about that dumbass nightshift guy!"
  • A thread from a Chief Petty Officer Discussion Board links to phonelosers.org, but it's closed to the public.
  • Richard recently watched my YouTube video on destroying E-ink displays.

I haven't spent much time obsessing over my log files these past couple years like I used to.  But when Jenn showed me yesterday that Richard was a regular visitor, I just had to check out my own!  I'm going to have to do this more often!

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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #154 on: March 06, 2009, 09:22:08 PM »
Well, since he is probably reading this I have a request,

Hi there Sir Richard could you post a video on how to do "The Cardo" dance I really think it would help me get the babes.

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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #155 on: March 07, 2009, 01:25:55 AM »
Well, since he is probably reading this I have a request,

Hi there Sir Richard could you post a video on how to do "The Cardo" dance I really think it would help me get the babes.
I'd pay for that video
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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #156 on: March 07, 2009, 10:23:02 PM »
Well, since he is probably reading this I have a request,

Hi there Sir Richard could you post a video on how to do "The Cardo" dance I really think it would help me get the babes.

I need a step-by-step breakdown of it and Alfonso Ribeiro from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air guest-starring.

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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #157 on: March 08, 2009, 09:56:13 AM »
I wanna know how to become a rent a cop just like Richard.
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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #158 on: March 09, 2009, 06:49:46 PM »
Naked Kitchen rules for making these images:







I'm sure Richard will love them so much he'll call off his 6-figure lawsuit on me.  Right Richard?

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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #159 on: March 10, 2009, 11:45:00 AM »
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192.55.52.4 - - [10/Mar/2009:00:10:37 -0700] "GET /feed/ HTTP/1.0" 200 221344 "-" "iTunes/8.0.2 (Windows; N)"
192.55.52.4 - - [10/Mar/2009:00:10:49 -0700] "GET /podpress_trac/feed/596/0/plaradio23.mp3 HTTP/1.0" 302 502 "-" "iTunes/8.0.2 (Windows; N)"
192.55.52.2 - - [10/Mar/2009:00:10:55 -0700] "GET /media/plaradio23.mp3 HTTP/1.0" 200 44376082 "-" "iTunes/8.0.2 (Windows; N)"

Thanks for listening, Richard! ;D

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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #160 on: March 10, 2009, 04:50:06 PM »
Oh deary me... Do you know where you can access his videos that wre takn down? Did anyon archive them?

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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #161 on: March 10, 2009, 05:30:15 PM »
Oh deary me... Do you know where you can access his videos that wre takn down? Did anyon archive them?

19 of them are at http://www.phonelosers.com/richardcardo/

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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #162 on: March 12, 2009, 11:00:02 AM »
Ah! Fantastic! Don't know how I missed them! Thanks. :3

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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #163 on: March 12, 2009, 04:17:52 PM »
Oh my. It appears that I have spelled JonBenét incorrectly on Mr. Cardo's book. Didn't noticed that before. Please forgive me Richard.

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Re: Richard Cardo is at it again!
« Reply #164 on: March 12, 2009, 04:33:20 PM »
Oh my. It appears that I have spelled JonBenét incorrectly on Mr. Cardo's book. Didn't noticed that before. Please forgive me Richard.

You're just another idiot in Richard's life now.  He's surrounded by them!