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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #105 on: January 19, 2009, 04:30:20 PM »
What are we doing at Shmoocon anyway?  Drinking?  Prank calls?  Giant orgy?  Touring DC?  All live on PLA Radio?  What's everyone want to do?

You should definitely do an episode of PLA radio with everyone there.  That would be pretty epic.
I agree. PLA Radio Live would be awesome!

yeah actually that would be really cool.... tomgavin lives in DC, and i plan on visiting him...maybe he could join ;p

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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #106 on: January 19, 2009, 05:31:10 PM »
i still need a place :(

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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #107 on: January 19, 2009, 06:54:55 PM »
What are we doing at Shmoocon anyway?  Drinking?  Prank calls?  Giant orgy?  Touring DC?  All live on PLA Radio?  What's everyone want to do?

I can't drink :( orgy sounds fine, prank calls sound cool, and touring DC maybe lame, and Saturday night i'm going to meet a genius so someone can use my ticket then if they want..

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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #108 on: January 19, 2009, 07:39:18 PM »
one big, pantsless orgy-slash-PLA-radio-episode sounds like the way to go.
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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #109 on: January 19, 2009, 09:35:50 PM »
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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #110 on: January 20, 2009, 08:57:05 PM »
How to sneak into Shmoocon - by RBCP

1. Borrow a badge from a friend.
2. Walk past the Shmoocon checkpoint with this badge.  Bring another friend along.
3. Once you're in, hand this badge to your friend and he can leave with it.
4. Repeat for the next guy that has a badge.
5. Presto, you don't have to buy a Shmoocon badge!

Assuming that they don't have Shmoocon people actually walking around and confronting people who aren't wearing badges, of course.  I know they do that at Defcon sometimes.  Also, a non-badge wearer could use a real Shmoocon lanyard around their neck without a badge while he's inside, to make it less obvious that he's not wearing a badge.  Assuming lanyards are involved.

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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #111 on: January 20, 2009, 09:22:47 PM »
How to sneak into Shmoocon - by RBCP

1. Borrow a badge from a friend.
2. Walk past the Shmoocon checkpoint with this badge.  Bring another friend along.
3. Once you're in, hand this badge to your friend and he can leave with it.
4. Repeat for the next guy that has a badge.
5. Presto, you don't have to buy a Shmoocon badge!

Assuming that they don't have Shmoocon people actually walking around and confronting people who aren't wearing badges, of course.  I know they do that at Defcon sometimes.  Also, a non-badge wearer could use a real Shmoocon lanyard around their neck without a badge while he's inside, to make it less obvious that he's not wearing a badge.  Assuming lanyards are involved.

Using this method, somebody would always be left outside. I think it might work if you have two badges, though.

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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #112 on: January 21, 2009, 06:47:32 AM »
How to sneak into Shmoocon - by RBCP

1. Borrow a badge from a friend.
2. Walk past the Shmoocon checkpoint with this badge.  Bring another friend along.
3. Once you're in, hand this badge to your friend and he can leave with it.
4. Repeat for the next guy that has a badge.
5. Presto, you don't have to buy a Shmoocon badge!

Assuming that they don't have Shmoocon people actually walking around and confronting people who aren't wearing badges, of course.  I know they do that at Defcon sometimes.  Also, a non-badge wearer could use a real Shmoocon lanyard around their neck without a badge while he's inside, to make it less obvious that he's not wearing a badge.  Assuming lanyards are involved.

Using this method, somebody would always be left outside. I think it might work if you have two badges, though.

Thats what he's saying.  One of your friends has a badge, and the rest of you are sharing one.

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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #113 on: January 21, 2009, 03:58:53 PM »
Too bad I'm poor and stuck in central Iowa. It's ok though, because I have beer.
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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #114 on: January 21, 2009, 09:43:02 PM »
* RogueClown sneaks n3gs on the plane with me and takes her to shmoocon.
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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #115 on: January 22, 2009, 12:09:13 AM »
* RogueClown sneaks n3gs on the plane with me and takes her to shmoocon.

Hmm, I wonder if you'd have to buy a ticket for an oversized ventriloquist's dummy...
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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #116 on: January 22, 2009, 06:09:55 AM »
i hope to god linear shows up so i can beat the living shit out of him.

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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #117 on: January 22, 2009, 11:19:36 PM »
i hope to god linear shows up so i can beat the living shit out of him.

you don't want to do that.  linear = <3.
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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #118 on: January 23, 2009, 06:51:49 AM »
i hope to god linear shows up so i can beat the living shit out of him.

I will videotape this!  Make it look good, linear!

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Re: Shmoocon
« Reply #119 on: January 23, 2009, 04:10:44 PM »
i got 20 bucks on trev