God I have been dreading this day.
Ok, I know after I say this that you will all view me as useful as a bag of dicks but...
After much struggle, deep thought and drinking...I will not be going to Shmoocon this year.
I have my reasons. If you want to know why, PM me.
Catch me at Shmoo in 2010 instead for my up coming panel.
However, I will have an online surprise for you guys in a day or two for the con itself. So sit tight!