You can thank handl3r for this one. I've held off using those prayer calls for anything because the quality is so shitty on them. Not to mention the nonstop call waiting beeps and stuttering dial tones and GSM buzz throughout the calls. I edited a ton of that stuff out of the calls but there's still plenty left. And the cell phone we were using had awful reception. AND the people calling in all seemed to have shitty phones and televisions blaring in the background.
These were the most uneducated, gullible people I've ever dealt with. I'm not saying all Christians are morons, but apparently the ones who would call into a prayer line are. Did you hear that lady believe Mr. Spessa about the lotto numbers? She was actually going to go play them because God said so! And that other one believed my bullshit about tarot cards.
And speaking of the tarot cards, I sure messed those up. I thought it would be the funniest idea ever until I realized that I had no idea what to call the cards. So I called one the "boombah?" card and whatshisface whispered "the Jester card" to me and I said the Chester card. I need to prepare more. Luckily she didn't catch on one bit. Further into that call, I tell her that her daughter is a witch and she believed that too.
