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Offline Jo Nathen

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Abandoned house down the road.
« on: October 08, 2008, 09:55:20 PM »
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What fun could there be? The people just moved out and the phone line is disconnected. They still get mail and the trash is out HOWEVER around 1 AM - not lights. No sign of pets either. I see they have shed, and stuff out back. Other fun things to mess with : Low basement windows and a Dish network dish outside. Im thinking of fowarding some mail to the mailbox but I dunno. Go ahead make some creativity on this one.........
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2008, 12:17:10 AM »
Break in a take a huge dump in the toilet.  Go ahead and flush, but DON'T SPRAY any air freshener.  My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.!
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2008, 12:47:32 AM »
Poor MattGSX.  Nobody gets it.
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2008, 01:50:23 AM »
If they left their furniture, turn the little things on the bottom of the legs used for leveling on one end of the table. Now it'll be all wobbly. Bwahahaha
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2008, 08:08:15 PM »
I was thinking exterior fun. Im not going to break in -I should have made that point clear.  (and no I want piss and crap everywhere - I could steal a dog and let it goto town.)
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2008, 08:22:21 PM »
Quote from: Jo Nathen on October 08, 2008, 08:08:15 PM
I was thinking exterior fun. Im not going to break in -I should have made that point clear.  (and no I want piss and crap everywhere - I could steal a dog and let it goto town.)

Take a poketknife, and make a small scratch in the siding. Get some paint to repair it, but use a color that is SLIGHTLY OFF.
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2008, 05:30:52 AM »
Invite Gangals over and have him burn another paper bag on his head while screaming: "DAMN YOU FROG!!!"
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2008, 12:37:09 PM »
There are lots of things you could do.  Order all kinds of pizzas and hopefully they all arrive at once and talk to each other.  Whatever delivery food you could order.  You'd have to time it right, but you could order a pizza to be delivered to the taxi in front of the house that you called to pick you up. 

Schedule to have cable, satellite, and dsl all installed at the same time.  Then order them pizza.
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2008, 08:48:11 PM »
Explain to me how this board gave me 415 hits on this post and the only good thing was to deliver pizza to a house where no one lives? You mean to tell me if I get the hex key to the phone box or re-wire the dish outside I couldnt have any fun? 415 hits - thats great. I have access to the mailbox as well that is getting mail. Im sure a week while this house is empty I could find out how to MacGyver a tap on the lines........or I could loosen the boards on the floor. I might just get some pics....since low end posters seem to make fun of the post.  415 hits.......garbage.  ::)
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2008, 07:21:15 AM »
Quote from: Jo Nathen on October 09, 2008, 08:48:11 PM
Explain to me how this board gave me 415 hits on this post and the only good thing was to deliver pizza to a house where no one lives?

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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2008, 08:48:15 AM »
Quote from: Jo Nathen on October 09, 2008, 08:48:11 PM
Explain to me how this board gave me 415 hits on this post and the only good thing was to deliver pizza to a house where no one lives? You mean to tell me if I get the hex key to the phone box or re-wire the dish outside I couldnt have any fun? 415 hits - thats great. I have access to the mailbox as well that is getting mail. Im sure a week while this house is empty I could find out how to MacGyver a tap on the lines........or I could loosen the boards on the floor. I might just get some pics....since low end posters seem to make fun of the post.  415 hits.......garbage.  ::)
Well, if fun is what you want you could always shoot up your school. Besides, tampering with mail is a federal offense.
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2008, 01:22:50 PM »
Explain to me how "post a crime you're thinking of committing and we'll tell you the potential punishments" actually means "Give me cool ideas of how I can make illegal stuff more entertaining".

Fucking ingrates.
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2008, 02:07:46 PM »
Are you irate because rbcp made fun of you on my own post??? ....
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2008, 02:18:23 PM »
Matt I picture you having a scary red vein bulging out of your temple every time you check your board.
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Re: Abandoned house down the road.
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2008, 03:28:01 PM »
Quote from: Jo Nathen on October 14, 2008, 02:07:46 PM
Are you irate because rbcp made fun of you on my own post??? ....

Explain to me how I did that.
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